Jarvis “Hoss” Stevens

My balls after I forget to charge my razor. #nukevermont

@DBrickashawFer Might even be porn Brick.

Is getting a freshman’s snap at A house baseball or no? Let me know.

@DBrickashawFer You just love to see it don’t ya Brick! #whynotus

THE FUCKING WILD!!!! And my buddies ball mark on his 7 iron!! #expand #whyd3

The one night I go to bed early I miss a executed warrant with stadium pulse?! #thetachifiles

These after 20 beers, chefs kiss. #gametimedecision

@Evanmsiegel The lipstick was a nice touch but now my shits stained! Never again

@StevensJarvis32 You were SO scared lol You think we’re worried about yall? You needed OT to tie it at 2 going back to our place lol you’re in big trouble Might be one of your last chances to win a cup before you lose another franchise though

Did they bring announcers from Dallas? Stars dick is so deep down there throats can hear them choking.

@Evanmsiegel Make sure you get the balls too pal! #wild

@StevensJarvis32 Whiniest fanbase in all of sports

Guy at the wild game told me I can’t be calling the refs “blue” when I yell at them. Everything in life is baseball bud. #thatsporn

Heard #mnwild play baseball today!

Hate it or love it, the underdogs on top! #blitz

Send Gustavsson on a drone straight to Iran. #mnwild #killme

@raginnbohhna #bag… Yea end them now Netanyahu!

This is all Zuckerbergs fault somehow

They said hoss is always wrong, how ya like me now Israel? #statistician

Is drinking at hotel bar alone porn? @heatdaddy69420 These madness kids got Phil’s leg muscles

Hoss has touched down in Fort Myers, quick d3 business trip, who do I have to check in with? #wiac

@WIACWildt Saw this earlier Wildt, was appalled let alone disappointed.

Please #rape

@KiethLongWOOD More of a giants guy myself Keith, but dill doesn’t miss.

Schedule one controlled substance right here #Crack

Minorities, do I even need to say it? #imhungry

@GGags_ Got hammered Wednesday night and rewatched, still get goosebumps Gary.

Won’t ever get old.