Deven Stalby

One of my influences just reposted “ADHD A Diva Has Distractions” and I started clicking my non acrylic nails together!

Hickys are not for Saturday brunch shifts!

The adjustments she had to make during the cuddle def means my collar bones are popping visually and also into her lower ribs!

@twitchwhosred You’re imagining this one too hard just picture me with a big smile and one of those cool t shirts on…don’t think of my hairy n lanky legs shaking as I blast off!

@Steveyd424 You need put down like a dog

I like wearing my “life is good” merch after getting a beej cause life could suck but she just made me cum with her mouth !

@twitchwhosred @sloaner___ N it only improved her mental health !

@Steveyd424 You are the single reason @sloaner___ deleted this app

Woohoo she gave head n I gave head n I haven’t lost a single step!

Not like bragging but like to say my sweaty back peeled off my couch when you asked to move to the bedroom from the living room

Hate when they say don’t tell anyone about this cause that’s half the reason I bang!

I love when cops have to be public servants

Now that I don’t have a lot of substances im texting the people I love!

@ac2cld Clock is ticking pal!

By this time next year money won’t be an issue for me. I’m so hungry.

Imagine I just went an complained about politics the whole meeting what a waste of time that’d be

Therapist said I was smart, like yeah smarter than half this country that ushered in facism!

Trumps putting tariffs on mesquite barbecue mothafucking 12.50 for sum kettle cooked chips why did I pay that I’m such a fat fucking loser

Why won’t my pen pal answer?!

Phone so dry I’ve been texting the Snapchat bots back!

Changing my aesthetic from comfortable atheist > picnic Catholic

Okay I get not wanting to be cuddled to fall asleep but there’s no way my body is uncomfy now…or is it like laying on a bag o bones idk?

Some kid built like Adonis thinks he’s gonna get me ripped in 45 days but I bet that means I have to eat food and like work out

Like I’d tell guys like me they have lil penises all the time and just ruin peoples lives cause I’m a hot girl tf matters I have tits and look super hot

If I was a hot woman I’d be such a devious scum of the earth the amount of power sum of yall have is absurd