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President Rufus T. Firefly

@Stewey444

Marxist of the Groucho sort, sustaining sanity with humor #resist Don't blame me - I voted for her. Both times. And Joe in between.

Bridgeport, WV Katılım Ekim 2012
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President Rufus T. Firefly
President Rufus T. Firefly@Stewey444·
Over the years I became convinced that Fred had come into my life to teach me about love. So, on a positive note, I conclude that his passing yesterday means he had taught me everything he knew and I had learned it well enough that he could move on to bigger and better things.
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Codify
Codify@CodifyBaseball·
Completely fix baseball in four words.
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CALL TO ACTIVISM
CALL TO ACTIVISM@CalltoActivism·
🚨LMAO: Mike Johnson announces Republicans just invented the shiny “America First Award” for Donald Trump before inviting him to the stage. A fake trophy for a fake president who has never won and will never win the Nobel Peace Prize. How pathetic.
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Senate Budget Democrats
Senate Budget Democrats@SenateBudget·
MURRAY: Is it true that people making under $184k pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate? DAHL: Yes. MURRAY: And the rate for someone making $1 million? DAHL: 2.2%. MURRAY: So, a 12.4% tax for people making less than $184k, but 2.2% for a millionaire or .0002% for billionaires.
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Headquarters@HQNewsNow·
Trump: "It was brought to my attention today that we’re the only country that does mail-in voting. Mail-in voting means mail-in cheating. I call it mail-in cheating."
Headquarters@HQNewsNow

Florida election records show Donald, Melania, and Barron Trump all voted by mail in the Florida HD-87 special election. This is despite the fact that Trump calls voting by mail "cheating" and is trying to significantly restrict voting by mail in his SAVE America Act.

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All The Right Movies
All The Right Movies@ATRightMovies·
What was the first film you saw Frances McDormand in?
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shelby@thetrueshelby·
This looks bad, y’all. Is this bad? Notice he slurps his drool back up about halfway through.
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Matt Williams@MattWi77iams·
Hot take? Normal take? MLB "Opening Night" is super dumb. Opening Day should be Opening Day, and every team should have a game.
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Headquarters@HQNewsNow·
Melania Trump enters the room with a robot
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