Ryan Stewart

Maybe Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.

Best day ever!!!!#KStateGameday

Screw the alarm system. I've seen "Home Alone", I know what to do.

“@HilariousNote: First you dream it, than you believe it, and then you live it. When one dream dies, dream another dream.”

When I call my parents, and they don't answer it's no big deal but when they call me and I don't answer it's like World War II.

there is no angry way to say "bubbles"

The last day of the Olympics should be all the gold medalist playing dodgeball until we have an ultimate champion.

You know you're bored as hell when you try to drive normally like the other cars in GTA.

7 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter

How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labrador..... How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat

@KansasFFA It just keeps getting better #TheComeBack #liveit #BOOMTOWN

@KansasFFA Living it in FFA #liveit

@KansasFFA It is just so awesome!! Glad to be a part of it!!!# The Comeback

"Pssst! Hey Patrick?" "What?" "I thought of something funnier than 24" "What?" "25"

Whale watching outside of mcdonalds.

When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life decisions in there.

Relationships are like farting. If you push too hard, things could get messy real fast.

8th grade promotion is tonight! ! O well!

Lazy Fact #2374293000238473 - You were to lazy to read that number.

Whale watching outside of mcdonalds.