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Ryan Stewart

@Stewy2876

Katılım Haziran 2012
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Maybe Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
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Screw the alarm system. I've seen "Home Alone", I know what to do.
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Ryan Stewart@Stewy2876·
@HilariousNote: First you dream it, than you believe it, and then you live it. When one dream dies, dream another dream.”
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When I call my parents, and they don't answer it's no big deal but when they call me and I don't answer it's like World War II.
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there is no angry way to say "bubbles"
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The last day of the Olympics should be all the gold medalist playing dodgeball until we have an ultimate champion.
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You know you're bored as hell when you try to drive normally like the other cars in GTA.
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7 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter
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How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labrador..... How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat
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Ryan Stewart@Stewy2876·
@KansasFFA It is just so awesome!! Glad to be a part of it!!!# The Comeback
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"Pssst! Hey Patrick?" "What?" "I thought of something funnier than 24" "What?" "25"
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Whale watching outside of mcdonalds.
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When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life decisions in there.
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Relationships are like farting. If you push too hard, things could get messy real fast.
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Ryan Stewart@Stewy2876·
8th grade promotion is tonight! ! O well!
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Lazy Fact #2374293000238473 - You were to lazy to read that number.
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Whale watching outside of mcdonalds.
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