Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore

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Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore

Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore

@StierOnFire

34 - Comedian/Writer - ML Engineer at Microsoft - podcast @rainbow_room_ - LA

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Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe has this air of “oh, were they just playing make believe the whole time?”, and if that’s true, then these kids have an excellent grasp of narrative structure and I want them on my improv team.
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went to a hammam today. i’m sitting on hot marble in a soaked towel that’s hiding nothing, arms over my head, while a turkish man kneels in front of me washing my chest with his bare hands. we’re making eye contact. i have never thought about my grandmother this hard in my life
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Jokes aside, at least 50% of my job as a screenwriter is navigating notes without ruining the movie (often needing to simultaneously convince both a producer and studio exec with conflicting notes I did theirs and not that other idiot’s)
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Jordan VanDina@JordanVanDina

I tell new screenwriters all the time, “notes” are a trick. The execs are testing you to see if you submitted a less than perfect script. If you take any of their notes you are admitting failure. That’s why you must respond to every notes email with “lol”

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this is queer art at its finest fr
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5.🪐@luvhuss·
6yo (to her crying brother): "It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad." Me: "Oh darling, that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?" 6yo: "I hit him."
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A dude on TikTok said “if she’s getting ready, you are now a DJ and a bartender, not the time police.” I bet that man has a very happy marriage 😂
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Richard White-Durango@BleachYoChicken·
@CholeraFan got a new job: “probably a blow job from a dude” having baby: “didn’t know phags had babies trip: “let me guess, San Francisco” mom died: “ahhh shit dude sorry to hear that”
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This is the first time I’ve been happy about the Super Bowl taking place during my birthday weekend
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