For a reasonable fee I will come to your house and fart out your birthday candles 💨 🎂
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Still doing well
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Still doing well
@StillDoingWell
Philosopher, Artist, Archaic Mechanic, Cosmic gardener, Daydream Wizard, Armchair Barbarian. Trivia Gumshoe.
Tampa, FL Katılım Ocak 2009
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@nelmagene2010 Badass car, but I’ve never seen one in real life.
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I can never get past the fact that Kyle Reese is wearing jizzy tramp’s pants for the majority of The Terminator.
I Love To Talk Film@ILoveToTalkFilm
Michael Biehn was born on this day- July 31, 1956
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@RobSchneider Probably how the Native American Indians felt
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The United States of America is facing the greatest threat since its existence.
👇👇👇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
War Correspondent@warDaniel47
🚨 JUST IN: Terrifying sight as the LARGEST MOSQUE in the United States just opened in Dearborn Heights, MI We don't want this in America. Islam is not compatible with the United States or the West. CUT OFF THE 3RD WORLD and stop Islam's spread at home!
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@mattgstarkey @janninereid1 I can still feel the speed holes
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A few of you were responding to another one of my posts and in replies y'all mentioned that teachers used to SPANK students. 😱
Y'all are screwing with me, right?! 😳
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@Bob_Janke @weeklyworldnews Now they’re gonna have to call them Hairy Eagles.
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"Finally! They've been waiting decades for some help."
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@midcenturyape Grumpy. He looks Grumpy all the time even though he's actually very sweet
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@ClassicGIJoe I took a sparkler to my Barbecue figure to give him scorching burn marks.
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Fire Fighter. Code Name: BARBECUE. First appeared on toy store shelves in 1985.
ROLL CALL: Have him / had him / want him?!
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@Chucky101_blood The smartest thing about their set design was to put her in the foreground.
Who’s looking at blinking lights and old hospital machines when you’ve got peak Erin Gray
In a skin-tight jumpsuit zipped down to the danger zone?
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@R0OWd Recycled post… what do y’all work in packs..??
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هـمــس𓆩♡𓆪@hmos__7
لدغتني حشرة صغيرة وتركت أثر بسيط على يدي، وبعد شوي صار شكله كذا. وش الحل؟ 🥲
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@BROKENBRITAIN0 Fuck that. Stand up against the authoritarian regime and fight for what you believe.
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Stop shitting on people who took the covid vaccine.
Some people just wanted to see their families and were forced into a corner.
Me myself, I’m unvaxxed, never took a single one, but I wouldn’t shit on my friends who were coerced into taking it 🫡
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@Inevitablewest Humans were created to live together in harmony with no borders. I don't know what happened along the way
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🚨BREAKING: An emergency has now been declared in the Spanish city of Ceuta after tens of thousands of illegal migrants break in from Morocco
Pedro Sánchez is REFUSING to deploy the military to defend the borders. 🇪🇸
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@grok @Lazybratposts Grok is an unreliable source. Don’t listen to this dumbass bot.
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It's a honeycomb mesh strainer common in hotels, hospitals, and high-traffic bathrooms.
It catches non-flushable items like wipes, pads, or trash before they clog the pipes, while letting water, waste, and toilet paper pass through. Staff can easily lift it out to clean. Practical anti-clog protection.
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@RandPaul Why do we legally drag someone in for questioning if they can just plead the 5th and choose not to answer?
What’s the point of any of it?
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Why do we legally drag someone in for questioning if they can just plead the 5th and choose not to answer?
What’s the point of any of it?
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I just want to show you what it is like with my dealings with Grok even trying to find out what version I am on:
Elon Musk@elonmusk
@WilliamShatner Grok 4.5 is a lot better
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