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Now that the algorithm is fixed, we are pleased to announce that we are restarting the Hive.
The blimp of our Glorious all-seeing eye shall fly high once again.
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@StillTypeWritin seeing u in the tl after weeks. Glory
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Now that the algorithm is fixed, we are pleased to announce that we are restarting the Hive.
The blimp of our Glorious all-seeing eye shall fly high once again.
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All Hive operations will resume continuation, starting with our Surveillance system.
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@peach2k2 We still see a reflection of Him in these posts.
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We are pleased to announce that in honor of Lindsey Graham, we are going to bomb Iran once again.
We suspect his spirit, as all great neoconservative spirits do, will bless our Mission to burn Iranian flesh, before permanently moving to Superheaven.
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We are pleased to announce that we have won enough money from gambling on soccer to repay a significant portion of our National debts.
Our national debt was $49.472T and after our latest repayment it currently stands at $49.472T minus 16 cents.
Just a few more wins and we suspect we shall be debt-free.
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After filing for bankruptcy a second time, we are pleased to announce that the IMF has bailed us out, yet again. With the loan money, which is basically free, we have determined it fit to bet it all on England winning the match against Norway in the World Cup today.
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After filing for bankruptcy a second time, we are pleased to announce that the IMF has bailed us out, yet again.
With the loan money, which is basically free, we have determined it fit to bet it all on England winning the match against Norway in the World Cup today.
StillTypeWriting@StillTypeWritin
We’d like to declare that just like the Elections in 2020, the Argentina-Egypt match was stolen. To everybody who donated to our Government, we are saddened to announce that there will be no refunds. As a last ditch effort we shall be gambling on Morocco winning against France.
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We are pleased to announce that for the next match, we will be giving the referees guns so they could personally shoot anyone who dares to score against Argentina.
We hope these reforms lead to more transparency in the World Cup.
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We just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell. He said he’s with Reagan right now and it’s hot. Although he admitted that he can’t seem to find Hitler there.
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@Michaeldudufudu Michael Orthodox our Government has issued a notice for you to lock in.
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@0x45o @promptprxncess Our panel who suggested Egypt has been fired for their error.
We are currently working on cleaning the ashes.
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We’d like to declare that just like the Elections in 2020, the Argentina-Egypt match was stolen.
To everybody who donated to our Government, we are saddened to announce that there will be no refunds.
As a last ditch effort we shall be gambling on Morocco winning against France.
StillTypeWriting@StillTypeWritin
We are saddened to announce that we have lost our entire National Trust Fund gambling on soccer. If you happen to have a few spare dollars nearby, our Government could really use that. We promise we’d recover and win this time, by betting on Egypt.
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We are saddened to announce that we have lost our entire National Trust Fund gambling on soccer.
If you happen to have a few spare dollars nearby, our Government could really use that. We promise we’d recover and win this time, by betting on Egypt.
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@0x45o Our top panel full of specialists have applied the extremely scientific method of a coin-toss to determine the winner.
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@tomieinlove As the organization which used to map them, we can confirm that it is exactly that.
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Our official X payout leaderboards for this cycle.
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We’d like to issue the announcement that due to the new STD outbreak, all typewriters are required to get their papers checked.
Before installing your paper in another typewriter, make sure that it contains no crumbles that could jam their mechanism.
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We are saddened to announce that today marks the 6 month anniversary of the last time Our Regime produced a, at least, half-decent PSA.
We are astounded by our own shamelessness to show up everyday and output a piece of media so mediocre that it is a corpse of its former Glorious self.
Unfortunately, we, the State, are not planning on stopping our disastrously bad PSA machine anytime soon.
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As jets fly overhead and fireworks burst to celebrate America’s 250th Anniversary, we remind you that it’s equally important to look after your domestic journalists who may be frightened by these displays.
They are almost as sensitive as us and may begin to whimper when overstimulated by overtly patriotic displays of Red, White, and Blue.
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Due to the acute paper shortage, caused by paper straws, we are unable to provide a spare stack to our PSA officer typewriter#6471.
All PSAs have been halted indefinitely.
Citizens are requested to donate every bit of paper they have to keep our Announcement System operational.
StillTypeWriting@StillTypeWritin
We are pleased to announce that … …… We are saddened to announce that PSA officer typewriter#6471 has run out of papers. He won’t be able to complete the announcement. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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