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@AntonyNgele Why are viennas in your trolley? I thought rastas don't eat meat.

I just realized that I forgot to buy groceries this month bo satan

@hervoice50 😂😂

@Stitch__zn Damn!!!

#MadlangaCommission Taxi boss Joe Sibanyoni: Do you know who I am??? The Special Task Force: Do you know who General Mkhwanazi is?

We all need to thank Senzo Mchunu, had he not taken General Mkhwanazi's PKTT dockets. From Vusimuzi Cat Matlala all the way up to the latest arrest of Joe Sibanyoni. All these arrests wouldn't have happened. #MadlangaCommission

One thing about Cyril Ramaphosa is that no matter how sick and tired you are of listening to him, he will explain and you will understand, whether you like it or not.🤣🤣

@reatile_xo Ungafa, this one is living in a Shack for experimental reasons, like laba abelungu from National GeoGraphics.

The disadvantages of living in a shack

@FabrizioRomano Ever that World Cup final loss to Messi, Mbappé was never the same.

🚨 Kylian Mbappé will NOT play El Clásico today, not even in Real Madrid squad. ❌ Kylian didn’t feel good in final training session ahead of the game, not fully recovered from injury yet.

@ChrisExcel102 What if Sundowns scores 7 goals today? Just l, "what if?l"...

This is Siwelele Goal keeper .. a secret agents

@SizweDhlomo The irony behind this is so funny. Brown Mogotsi just this Wednesday submit an application for the recusal Lawyer Matthew Chaskalson. Jiki jiki a warrant of arrest is issued for him on Friday. Yeah South Africa ifilm.

lol! Every Friday, ziyasha!

@Stitch__zn So sad...

@Stitch__zn Cadre deployment

@Stitch__zn It looks like the Cartels paid someone to appoint these people to further their corruption.

#MadlangaCommission Commissioner Madlanga : Let's adjourn and resume on Monday 09:00 AM. Director Tshukudu Malatji: Let me explain commissioner Madlanga, I want the commissioner to take note, (RIGHT?) Hence the adjournment(RIGHT?)... Commissioner Madlanga:???

Someone needs to make me understand, how on earth is a person with the level of intellect that Tshukudu Malatji has shown, is appointed as Director of Assets Protection Services of Metro Police? Who appointed this man? They need to be investigated! #MadlangaCommission

#MadlangaCommission The commissioners trying to listen and understand Tshukudu Malatji answers after he repeatedly says "RIGHT?":

Tshukudu Malatji kills me everytime he says "Right?" After answering something he was not asked by anyone. #MadlangaCommission

@KaizerChiefs Uyaphi uMako and Mmodi, ayi... having 2 short defenders on one side, which is McCarthy and Mako, will leave our defense vulnerable to those long balls like of that helicopter football Gavin Hunt played against us.

Betway Premiership: Siwelele FC vs. Kaizer Chiefs Starting 11: Petersen ©, Mako, McCarthy, Msimango, Monyane, Cele, Maboe, Shabalala, Lilepo, Mmodi, Duba Subs: Bvuma: Frosler, Miguel, Mthethwa, Ngcobo, Sirino, Da Silva, Vilakazi, Velebayi Coaches: Khalil Ben Youssef & Cedric Kaze #Amakhosi4Life #BetwayPrem #KCOneVoice #KCOneFamily #LoveAndPeace

Commissioner Baloyi: Is it proper conduct for the CFO to drive using Sgt Nkosi's driver's licence? Umashi Dhlamini: Yes, commissioner Baloyi I would'nt say it is proper or improper because the CFO and Sgt Nkosi are like brothers... Commissioner Baloyi: #MadlangaCommission

Commissioners: Mr Umashi Dhlamini, what day is it today? Umashi Dhlamini: Eh... according to the CFO... Commissioners: No, I'm asking you. Umashi Dhlamini: Correct Commissioners according to Sgt Nkosi and the CFO it is Tuesday. #MadlangaCommission

I just knew Julius Mkhwanazi and Lerutla would be granted bail. You could even see it in Mkhwanazi's face that day, when he laughed at the leading prosecutor. #MadlangaCommission