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@Mrdecent000 Fake as f**k. Two perfect camera angles? Amazing.

She's obsessed with my husband and today I finally put a stop to it... 😡 His so called work wife had been circling for months and thought showing up at my front door with coffee for my man was perfectly acceptable. By the time she left she was wearing every single drop of it and had absolutely no idea what was coming next. ☕💔⚖️ Would you have kept your cool… or done exactly what I did?

@TheBritLad Me. Just incase the first one fails.

You’re on a plane and it’s about to go down, THERE IS ONLY TWO parachutes. You keep one for yourself. Who gets the second parachute?

@DrAlmarielao Fake.

A waiter walks up to the table with the check. The woman barely looks at it and says, “Oh, I don’t pay. I promote. I’m an influencer.” The waiter pauses, thinking she’s joking, but she doubles down; “I’m not like a normal person, I don’t pay for meals.” The waiter calmly replies, “That’s not how it works here, you still need to pay.” There’s a difference between real brand partnerships and entitlement. Promotion only works when both sides agree to it beforehand; not as a surprise at the end of a meal. Expecting free service just because of a title undermines the value of everyone else’s work. Do you think businesses should ever accept “exposure” as payment, or should this kind of expectation be shut down completely?

@PutneyFleur And that would be a lie, we all know the NHS and Labour are massaging the waiting figures.

Patients are being seen sooner. Labour has delivered 5.2 million extra appointments, with waiting lists down by 370,000. We are getting the NHS back on its feet.

@YvetteCooperMP Well that’s bloody obvious now how do you plan to do it?

In my Mansion House speech, I made clear: the Strait of Hormuz must be fully reopened, without restrictions or tolls. The blocking of this vital waterway is hitting trade around the world and prices here at home. Freedom of navigation means navigation must be free.

@EffieStevenson @sophielouisecc Challenging someone’s grammar after that tweet is a bit rich. 😂

@sophielouisecc here she goes again, that fantasy £6k figure which she keeps using hoping no one will notice she's lying. And as an aside, 'aren't not' is not english.

The pensioners aren’t the problem, if you want me as a young person to be more angry at pensioners getting a £500 pay lift on a measly £12k after a life time of work, than those who have never worked a day getting a £6000 boost, earning more in benefits than I do working. I simply won’t have any part in it. Pensioners aren’t not the problem. My latest for the @Daily_Express express.co.uk/news/uk/219153… express.co.uk/news/uk/219153…

@annaroseridgway @linmeitalks Bullshit. You’re talking out of your arse. Get the work shy into work and cut benefits.

25% of pensioners are millionaires. 55% of welfare spending goes on pensioners. Why don’t we: 1) means test the state pension, millionaires don’t need benefits. 2) increase the amount we give to the pensioners who need it the most. 3) stop the unsustainable triple lock.

@0Calamity Blank document, no header, no source data. You’re a barrister? That’s embarrassing. You must be a very poor barrister if you’re presenting this as your evidence.

Oh look. Some actual facts about how much the tiny percentage of Muslims that inhabit the UK actually contribute to the economy. All the "they're all on benefits!" and "they contribute nothing" numpties need to get in the 🚮

@benonwine So what’s the names of these “British nationals “?

The Met Police says the two men arrested in connection with the arson attack on the Jewish community ambulances are British nationals.

@Ed_Miliband @MumsnetTowers How dare other people rip off the people of the UK! That’s your job!

We will not allow conflict abroad to be an opportunity to rip families off. My piece for @MumsnetTowers on how we are protecting the British people, including over £50 million to support vulnerable households with heating oil costs 👇 mumsnet.com/talk/guest_pos…

@NatalieFleetMP @reformparty_uk @AndrewHWestern Haven’t you got anything better to do? Like maybe finding those lost Dalmatian puppies?

Thinking of voting @reformparty_uk this May? Here’s 5 reasons not to bother!

@NadiaWhittomeMP With your qualifications or lack of how the hell did you become an MP? Failed law degree, just goes to show the poor quality of our politicians.

Within just 48 hours of the Tories refusing to sack Nick Timothy for his Islamophobic comments, the far-right is circulating a list of MPs “of foreign descent” trying to “silence” him. This is what happens when racism is normalised from the top: democratically elected representatives being told that we shouldn't be allowed to make decisions here at all, and even that we should leave the country. It’s a racist attack on our very democracy. Will Nick and his party condemn it?

@HasAhmed_ Have you wished anyone merry Christmas or happy Easter?

@ToonDazza @owenjonesjourno Who’s actually paying for all this? Is he being sponsored? If so, who by?

@owenjonesjourno I mean, what the actual fuck will you do there?! 😂😂😂

I'm due to fly to Cuba on Thursday as a part of a delegation against this hideous siege, and to report on the consequences.

@benonwine Disagree. I think it should go further and show whether the animal was religiously slaughtered or full stun. Can’t leave any loop hole for them to weasel out of.

Who AGREES Supermarkets should be made by LAW to display on the front of meat packaging whether meat is NON-HALAL OR HALAL!

@GMB Lies. The NHS cancels appointments then rebooks them to fiddle the figures. Journalism eh? You guys are amazing. FFS.

@metecoban92 @MayorofLondon Can’t wait to walk my dog there. 👍🏻

NEW: I’m delighted to announce that @MayorofLondon is funding a new West London Regional Park with £1.5 million. This will bring nature closer to people’s homes - connecting 585,000 Londoners within a 30-minute walk, including a 13km route linking parks and waterways. 🧵

@carla_denyer Excellent post but surely it should be discussed after a full enquiry into the Pakistani rape gangs and the fact that the majority of our abattoirs are Muslim run and slaughter in opposition to the animal rights bill. How about that first!

Anti-Muslim hate incidents surged to record levels last year, a 43% increase on 2024. Now that we have a definition agreed by govt, I am desperate for the conversation on Islamophobia to move towards a clear roadmap for action. I asked the govt how soon this will happen.

@GMB I’ve been placed in hidden comments hell again. Naughty fella that I am. ☺️

Researchers in China have revealed that overindulging in sleep can be just as bad for you as having insomnia as both impact blood sugar levels which can lead to high blood pressure. The study found that an average of 7 hours and 18 minutes of sleep a night was "the sweet spot".

@GMB So glad you prioritised this story instead of that ongoing privately funded Pakistani rape gang enquiry. Top flight news right there! Comments closed in 10, 9, 8…..