The Stolen Moans

Our debut full-length is here! 💪💥👁 Elbows Don’t Have Eyes is 13 tracks of punk-noir, haunted pop, and cinematic chaos. Part concept album, part sonic blueprint. Drop in anywhere, or listen start to finish for full Moaner Mania. 🎧distrokid.com/hyperfollow/th… xoxo, TSM #EDHE

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@StolenMoans @MakerParkRadio Done!

@BurritoGlasses Netflix is gamifying streaming! @BurritoGlasses was right there are 3 episodes "Good" = what we saw, "Bad" = Vecna won & "True" = the real ending BUT we have to unlock the gate. I'm pretty sure I've cracked the unlock code too!

Joe Keery saying #conformitygate is fake means nothing... BUT WHY DID SHE END THE VIDEO LIKE THAT??? HOW IS THIS ALLOWED??? I DEMAND JUSTICE. #byler #strangerthings #sttwt #bylertwt #StrangerThings5

@BurritoGlasses Check the news for "weird" broadcast interference during yesterday's 1/21 (XXI) Netflix Star Search broadcast... #SignalBrokeTheStream

Every time X goes down, someone just got a little closer to figuring out #conformitygate. This is not a coincidence. (it definitely is but the thought of X panicking because someone is looking into mayonnaise is hilarious) #conformitygate #byler #strangerthings #sttwt #bylertwt #strangerthings5spoilers

@BurritoGlasses One you've unlocked the "gate" (42+doc+42 "hot wired") the Joker is the key to choosing which ending you get flayed/Billy or true/Eddie

Side note: Billy and Eddie share a card. No other ones are like this. Dacre, the actor for Billy, was recently added to the credits for S5. Could be nothing, but it's interesting.

#conformitygate is alive. Let's get right into it. I believe these WSQK broadcasts (official, from Netflix) are the key to figuring out what's coming next. I've made theories on it in the past, but I think I've finally figured it out. 🧵 #conformitygate #byler #strangerthings #sttwt #bylertwt #StrangerThings5

@BurritoGlasses @BurritoGlasses you've been really CLOSE! There are 3 endings total, we've seen 1, we have to UNLOCK the other 2. Here's our "Perfect Run" theory 📼 Part 1: stolenmoans.com/happenings/202… 🃏Part 2: stolenmoans.com/happenings/202… 🚪Part 3: stolenmoans.com/happenings/202…

Ok. One last transmission from the Abyss. If @Stranger_Things is a loop… XXI THE WORLD is when you stop grinding the run and walk out of the room. 42 might be the answer. But what was the question? “We broke the stream.” 🃏 #ThisISMusic stolenmoans.com/happenings/202…

Hey @BurritoGlasses, we think we solved the Conformity Gate! What do you think of Viv's "Perfect Run" Theory? 📼Part 1: stolenmoans.com/happenings/202… 🃏Part 2: stolenmoans.com/happenings/202…

Today is 1/20. In tarot, XX = Judgement. Netflix launching Star Search (judges + live voting) on XX is… a little too perfect if Stranger Things really is built like a meta-game. XIX = false ending XX = reveal XXI = true completion Wake up, Mike. 🃏 (& don't forget The Joker)

Hey @joedeckelmeier we think Viv may have solved Conformity Gate. Would LOVE to know what you think! Check out her "Perfect Run" Theory: 📼Part 1: stolenmoans.com/happenings/202… 🃏Part 2: stolenmoans.com/happenings/202…

Seven or Eleven, snake eyes, watching you... #42 #DontForgetTheJoker #HotWire #PerfectRun youtu.be/3mbvWn1EY6g?si…

My "Perfect Run" theory Part 2: stolenmoans.com/happenings/202…

Part 1: stolenmoans.com/happenings/202…

Belated Happy New Year! 🎉 Also, I may have succumbed to #conformitygate. I don’t think it's a missing episode. I think @netflix turned @Stranger_Things into a #roguelike & the “secret ending” is Gated access. Perfect Run unlock code=42+1+42 Deets: reddit.com/r/conformityga…

@BurritoGlasses I would love there to be three movies! I have a theory that you have to "unlock" your Netflix account "Gate" to access any new/missing content. Unlock key: 42 + 1 + 42 (full theory) 👇 reddit.com/r/conformityga…

🚨🚨🚨 Here's where we're at. We're getting 3 extra episodes, but these episodes seem to actually be MOVIES instead!!!👀👀👀 - The first one will be announced on SNL on Saturday, January 17-18th. It will drop the next day. It will be 'Back to the Future' related, or at least heavily inspired by it.✅ - We also believe the next one will drop on 1/26 ✅ - As for the last one, we're still looking for clues about them. Stay tuned. (Check comments for theory) #conformitygate #byler #strangerthings #sttwt #bylertwt #StrangerThings5

@netflix @Stranger_Things #strangerthings #StrangerThings5 #PerfectRun #UnlockedNetflix #UnlockTheGate

⚓️ The Stolen Moans dock at @RedwoodBar this Thursday! 4 female-fronted bands bringing noise, noir & nautical mayhem to DTLA. 🎤 KKAT • The Stolen Moans • GRRRizzy • Light Dazed 📍 316 W 2nd St | Doors 8PM | 21+ 🏴‍☠️ Come get wrecked (responsibly). #DTLA #LiveMusicLA

We’re crashing The Green House again, this time with Halloween in the air and pumpkin spice in our lattes! 📍1976 Bonsallo Ave, Los Angeles 90007 🎤 Redmaster • @StolenMoans • @siksiksicks • The Weight of Everything 🍕 Food + Drink 🧒 All Ages 💸 $10 Donation🕡 Music 7 PM