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David Williamson

@StolenMonkey86

Wife: Do you have anything to say for yourself? Me: Not really

Columbia, MD Katılım Ekim 2009
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Baseball by BSmile
Happy 85th Birthday Bob Dylan! ~ He once said, "I'd like to be able to hit a hundred-mile-an-hour baseball. But you have to know your place."
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derek guy
derek guy@dieworkwear·
I also hate business casual. It's the only aesthetics I dislike. Would rather see someone in a three piece suit, punk outfit, or even a chicken costume than in a pair of slim fit chinos with a polo shirt, t-shirt, or quarter zip, esp with dress sneakers.
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Chess.com
Chess.com@chesscom·
the last person to reply wins 500 blitz rating ⚡
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Tim Carney
Tim Carney@TPCarney·
My daughter has finished her freshman year of college, and on the drive home she created a map of America divided into regions (on the left). Then after feedback she created an upgraded one (on the right). "My only fear is that this is too perfect," she said.
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Chess.com
Chess.com@chesscom·
the hardest part of chess is naming all your pawns before you start each game
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Greg Lukianoff
Greg Lukianoff@glukianoff·
My biggest issue with John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) is that every time I hear his name, I immediately get “Better Man” by Pearl Jam stuck in my head. Now, it’s not that bad, since it’s a freaking awesome song. But still, why can’t I know someone whose name reminds me of “Double Rum Cola” by FATA BOOM? Or “I Am Steve” by Hey Steve? (oh wait, I guess my friend Steve does that.…) Anyway, he lives in my apartment building and is, in fact, a giant who I sometimes fear may destroy my village. But also, when I see him in the elevator, for example, there it goes again: Eddie Vedder. Honestly, I guess I should probably thank him?
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Michael McGough
Michael McGough@MichaelMcGough3·
And if the fraudsters are convicted they can always ask Trump for a pardon.
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