Jeff Stoner

@_StonersRUs_ I have, wife doesn't smoke, when I met her, I decided I wanted to be with her and I quit, of my own accord, without her asking. I didn't smoke for nearly 30 years, for her, for my job, when I retired I said fuck it, I'm smoking again.

Would you ever quit smoking weed for a relationship? 🤔

Good morning , it's Zero Dark Twenty, meaning it's 420 somewhere in the world🌎. I'm trying to celebrate them all. Happy '20' Stoner family. 🍃🔥💨💚

@ArtSwarog Good morning, have a fine Saturday. 🍃🔥💨💚

Good mornin' all 😶‍🌫️ Happy Saturday ✌🏻🤙🏻

Being awake at 'zero dark twenty' every day is wearing me out. I don't sleep for shit and sleep meds, pain meds, and others all have the interesting side effect of wiring me and causing no sleep at all for days.

@HighAngel cuffed and put in a car with 4 others, but they let us go after a while with a warning.

Have you ever been arrested for weed?

@noboofsp Hmm, I got 100% of my requested in 3 accounts, 100, 50 and 25.

Is anyone buying the SpaceX IPO? I’m not talking about 1-5 shares. If you have a genuine long position on it that’s got some decent volume I’d love to know. Anyone shorting it?

If I could buy more SPCX @SpaceX maybe I could get a ride? 🚀🤣 I have my little piece of the future in space. Let's get going @elonmusk 💪🌕

@JackKel19462997 I predict that in 10 years, on this date, something will happen.

On this day in history: Something happened.

@MichaelSei99699 I didn't pay attention to mine and kept limping along. Maybe if I had looked after it better... Last year Christmas was an $11K AC for the house.

Well i turned it off awhile and back on and it seems to have kicked on its cooling down fast damn im kinda freaking out.

Im in a pickle now the ac went out on us yesterday house is at 80 degrees at 4am. Its cooler outside than it is inside. We put in for a fix i hope it happens fast ugh..

@nova2cotton I'm a gear head, data nerd, not much old time knowledge (some) and I don't give a rat's ass about organic or non-organic if it will grow good pot.

The psychological profile of different grower types is pretty consistent once you’ve been around long enough to spot the patterns O_O The gear head usually has more money tied up in equipment than most people make in a month and still can’t figure out why their EC keeps climbing. The answer is always another controller, another meter, another gadget. It’s like that guy in Office Space who just keeps buying more staplers hoping it’ll finally fix everything. The organic purist treats synthetic nutrients like they’re actual poison and will drop hundreds on living soil mixes while their plants are quietly starving in fancy dirt. Sometimes they grow absolute fire dont get me wrong. Other times... they just grow very expensive looking problems that look great on Instagram but die in real life. The data nerd has spreadsheets for days but still can’t tell you in real time why one tent is cooking and the other is struggling. They’re excellent at explaining exactly what went wrong… after the plants are already dead. It’s like having the world’s most detailed autopsy report but no idea how to keep the patient alive next time. The old school legend grew legendary weed in a closet with a shop light and a box fan from 2003 and thinks everyone else is soft for using tents, timers, and apps. They’re usually right about the fundamentals and completely wrong about why some of the newer methods actually work better in certain situations. The growers who last the longest are the ones who eventually steal the useful parts from every type instead of acting like their way is the only correct way. They don’t pick a lane and die on that hill. They just keep taking what actually works. Which one are you? Keep on Growing O_O

@marinajuanax Now that it's out there, someone will try it.

If you want straight females with zero hermies or pollen sacs, this is my go to on every run: I dissolve one low dose estrogen birth control pill in a gallon of warm water (75-80°F) and use it for the first 2-3 weeks of veg. Keeps the plants aggressively female and stress proof. And that’s what somebody told me. Do your own research! I love that unsolicited advice.

@420matt9191 36 years, from 1993 until 2019. Working on Govt contracts and random drug test 6-8 times a year. As soon as I retired I lit up....

What’s the longest you’ve gone without smoking?

@HighAngel 9 of them, no #5

I’ve done 5, what about you?

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@djipowerglobal Would be nice to have in hurricane country

@anneh222 Happy Pre-Birthday

My birthday is next Tuesday but I want to celebrating it to today 😈

@melodygrows My wife told the daughter when she was 3 that her name wasn't mommy anymore and until Fran figured out what her new name was she wouldn't answer. She got an hour of quiet. 😅

@StonerHomeBase Normally I’m good about it but my kids screamed “mom” like someone was dying so I turned around real fast and boom. Horror. 😭

A whole batch of freshly popped beans got flipped over bc my dumb butt booty bumped it 😭 Good thing I’ve got a bunch germinating but maaaan. The last of my flint water seeds 😭🫠

@DabsSci No prejudice against either, all I'm interested in is good pot.

Outdoor vs Indoor What side are you choosing?

@Shelley_Knight1 Good morning Shelley

@StonerHomeBase Good morning Jeff!

Good morning y'all, happy 420 for the Atlantic Standard Timezone, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, Quebec, parts of the Caribbean, and South America. May all of you have a nice day, now Wakey and Bakey...🍃🔥💨💚