Stoner Intellect

You are unAmerican if you support Trump. That is a wholehearted full chested belief. He is destructive to this country, what it stands for, and every single person who has laid down their life in its name since its creation. He is a hateful monster who deserves to be forgotten

@gabrielHLucero The… carpeted stairs?

Ustedes son muy chicos pero en los 80 existió una serie llamada Dinastía, donde la doméstica enceraba muy bien las escaleras.

@beyoncegarden The Alan Menken/Howard Ashman years are peak disney. Lin Manuel Miranda does… something weird with his music that feels formulaic and bland

@elaine_stritch My birthday too :3

Andrew Lloyd Webber and Stephen Sondheim having the same birthday will never not be hilarious to me

@LaReinaCreole They HAVE. TO SPEED UP. THAT BELT.

The line for Yoshi’s Adventure extends outside 😱 A 1 hour wait. Mario Kart is a 100 min wait 😱😱 Donkey Kong Minecart Madness is a 2 hr wait 😱😱😱 Welcome to Spring Break at Epic Universe!

@hardcandyIaw Those of us who watched ER already, know this stuff. I grew up with ER in the background while I had a bottle in my mouth up until 2 years after I graduated high school

I feel like if you have ever been confused about how the heriarchy in the ER works... you should watch this video.

How many times does #Paradise use that one song they’ve got? Jesus christ…

@brunopixels You okay @Kori_kiing? I know this is a lot for you to see lol

atualizaçao casa subaquatica 🫧 #pokopia #ぽこあポケモン #ぽこポケ

@SoCal360 Specifically, it’s the state-capital run market that is over-saturated there, forcing these hotels to lower their rates to attract tourists. It’s weird forced economic manipulation that mainly serves itself

@SoCal360 There are a lot of gives and takes for communist societies

Crazy! This is what our $81 hotel apartment in Chongqing (Cyberpunk City) looks like. Our room is 2,000 sq ft and comes w/3 bedrooms, 2 baths, kitchen, a huge wraparound balcony & a private elevator!!! Can’t believe this room only costs $81 per night! Name of hotel in reply 🤯

Always retweeting this grumpy innit king

@KnightlyPhantom Not Cars?

The Mega Man universe is becoming real

@RaheshMohammed @blackishpress Oh yeah cause religion has never sought to use their power and influence to subjugate and control before

Actor Xavier Smalls shared a letter apologizing to the LGBTQIA+ community following offensive comments made during his Instagram Live days ago “My faith teaches me that God loves every single person deeply, and I want my life and my words to reflect that love.”

Finally

@AliciaStella The bourne movies were not as impactful as Terminator, I think

I’m really worried for this show. It’s so very good. But often overlooked by guests. I blame lack of paper maps as that used to guide people’s days. Now they use app and only look at RIDES tab. No one clicks on ENTERTAINMENT to find shows. And this falls through the cracks.

@AliciaStella Here’s the thing… sadly, I think it will simply not happen, or it was going to be given to Abu Dhabi instead of DCA but most likely that park won’t happen, now (which is… just fine lol) I just don’t have high hopes this won’t fully get cut or put on a back burner for a while

If DCA doesn’t want the Avatar boat ride we’ll take it as an expansion in Florida

@angstywhoure My SHADY ASS granny and her sister on my left and on my right as I make the family’s mashed potatoes or the cole slaw or the hominy/corn/milk, or ANY side dishes

Omg I hate this bad like don’t eat it then fuck.

@feederofcats I love him

Dweeb wants to know if everyone will still love him while he looks very ridiculous for a minute

@werewolfblake Me as Decidueye wrapped in an anxiety blanket after work

Me n who

@chenxmiles Anyone got a pic of what he looked like to the stoners working that day? Lol

nathan telling a story ab going to a dispensary w work makeup still on and ruining everyone’s calm high by stressing them IM SO WEAK 😭😭😭😭 (creds to whoever took the vid)

@AmeriKraut In Irish households, they stand over you, leaning onto their arm, leaning onto the counter with their full weight, and it’s all passive aggressive judgements. “If THAT’s how much salt you think is necessary…” is it too much, Grandma? Not enough?

and the black american parent is going to say, "move. i'll do it."