Andrew 🏳️‍🌈⃤

If I send you this, it means that I’m leaving #RHOSLC

His entire presidency is about giving people permission to be their worst selves.

The fact that Mormons believe Jesus came to America is still mind boggling to me

Test, test, gay, testing, testing

No Viv - Yes Viv

Thinking about that time Robert Mueller concluded that Don Jr was too dumb to collude.

Delta Work is the Lana Del Rey of our generation

@harryjsisson @GuntherEagleman Oh lol

@GuntherEagleman You don’t have anything because your wife left you and took the kids

You have Chuck Schumer. We have Elon Musk. We win.

I know that I need all of my toes, but my big toes are just too big! I spend too much time trying to avoid bumping into stuff and THEY ARE. THE. PROBLEM. I have references!

Watch The Comeback tomorrow on HBO. We need these laughs.

Just woke up from a 2 hr nap and did the dishes. Adult shit

Knew that he was truly evil, but I cannot believe that he would say that about Mueller. He is the reason that many therapists are able to pay their bills. I can’t wait until we have something else to talk about. He is so ugly and deserves the worst or in his words, the GREATEST.

@KurtSchlichter You’re not a Christian.

I’ll defend him

@myki_meeks @sapphicmeeks Resourceful Queen!

@sapphicmeeks It’s the hormona wig I found during the first challenge :) I knew she’d come in handy

myki in darlene’s wig 🫣

@easylikepheezy No apostrophe needed, stupid ho.

I just know the old ho’s gagged when season 5 of “Sister, Sister” premiered and that new theme song dropped 😭😭

Lady Gaga closed N8 of The MAYHEM Ball in NYC with “911” ⚔️

#MykiSecondWin!!!

A jury has found Elon Musk liable for misleading investors by deliberately driving down Twitter's stock price in the tumultuous months leading up to his 2022 acquisition of the social media company for $44 billion. cbsn.ws/3PejaEO

These people are trained monsters.

@AwfulButGreat Genius. And eternal dab

3D printed hand for blocking sun

"'Friends' gave me everything": Lisa Kudrow shares why she has never shied away from talking about her beloved character, Phoebe Buffay. More from their conversation about her series “The Comeback” airs this Sunday.