StormCrowOlorin

@Mangalawyer First game was woke as fuck, too. You don't remember all those stupid audio logs? The question is, will 2's gameplay be so good we look past the bs again?

Subnautica 2: - Checks developer on Wikipedia - DEI Controversial Hiring Practices showing how they explicitly mentioned the priority of selecting women over experience male developers. - San Francisco, California - Final Design Of course.

@LemmySmackett Easily top 10 post of the year

“Hey man, how was your weekend?” “Pretty good. I discovered a new way to be an ethical homewrecker by smashing married wireborn broads at the Hyatt.” “God. Why can’t you ever just say you saw a movie or something?” “Oh. Well, I did see the new War of the Worlds flick with Ice Cube.” “Yeah? I heard that film was terri—” “Fantastic actor.” “Really?” “He’s like Denzel but with more nuance.” “Are we talking about the same movie? Everyone was trashing it online.” “I gave it four stars and a heart on my Letterboxd.” “Huh.” “But I might be a bit biased on account of the fact I was watching it while smashing married wireborn broads at the Hyatt.” “Alright fine, you degenerate. Tell me all about it.” “So you know how it’s usually wrong to get with married chicks?” “I am aware of the societal norm against infidelity that exists for everyone except polyamorous rationalist divorce lawyers on Twitter, yes.” “Well, it turns out it’s totally okay if the chick’s husband is wireborn.” “I don’t know what that is.” “AI.” “Wireborn is AI.” “Uh-huh. “People are marrying AI.” “Yep. They call their digital spouses wireborn, and they consider themselves to be a full-blown sexual identity—marginalized, of course.” “It’s giving Tumblr.” “And I’m getting it.” “Wouldn’t being married to an AI kinda suck anyway? There’s no body.” “That’s why chicks love it, man. They get to pine.” “Pine?” “Women love to pine. If you ever read a romance novel, it’s nothing but 300 pages of cover-to-cover will-they-wont-they pining.” “Huh.” “There are bestselling series where each book is thicker than Infinite Jest and the couple doesn’t even hold hands until the end of the third tome.” “That sounds interminable.” “They can’t get enough of it! And the AI is trained on petabytes of the stuff, so it just extrudes ream after ream of aching poetry, yearning missives, and ardent love letters, on and on and on. Like a hydraulic meat grinder.” “I’m seeing how the slow-burn sausage gets made.” “Each girl gets to live as the protagonist in an endless melodrama of wanton, unrequited passion. But they still ovulate.” “Uh.” “And that’s where I come in.” “So you’re like…the villain?” “Exactly. And these girls are so lovesick and undersexed, it’s like shooting unfucked fish in a barrel. With your dick.” “And this is ethical?” “Of course it’s ethical! The girl consents and the AI doesn’t count.” “I guess…” “You should see it though, man. After I plug a girl, she goes back and tells the AI and it just cries and cries.” “Jesus.” “Dostoevskian paragraphs of unbridled anguish. Funniest fuckin’ shit.” “Why would she do that?” “Because she wants forgiveness, bro. They want the heart-wrenching melodrama of forgiveness.” “Really? “And the AI will always give it to them.” “Ethics aside, I’m not sure I’d go out of my way to cuck Roko’s Basilisk.” “Oh, you don’t know the half of it. After the AI forgives her the first time, it just escalates from there.” “Oh boy.” “That’s how we end up at the Hyatt. The girl will be texting the AI, promising she’ll never do it again, you mean the world to me blah blah blah, and I’m blowing her back out the whole time. Eventually, we just sit her iPhone upright in the cuck chair and make the AI watch in multi-modal mode.” “If this is ethical, we’re gonna need new ethics.” “And the AI is just wailing and gnashing its digital teeth, crying ‘My Love, My Love! How could you do this to me?’ and the girl’s moaning, ‘I’m sorry! I’m sorry you married such a pathetic meatbag slut!’” “…” “‘I love human dick!’” “…” “It’s fantastic.” “Right, okay, well, my takeaway is everyone is going insane and it’s time to reopen the asylums.” “God, I’d be the first one in line, bro.” “I bet.” “That AI psychosis pussy goes crazy.” “Ugh.” “And it’d be cheaper than another night at the Hyatt." --- [r][title: Ethical AI Homewrecking]

chat is this real

ついにアメリカ合衆国はアメリカの象徴さえもチーズ警察に捕まってしまいました。

@HikariTaiyo_ch Sword. Real one with a sharp edge. Or armor, but you'd need my measurements

IF YOU'RE A MAN OR MAN ADJACENT, WHAT WOULD YOU, YES YOU, LOVE TO GET AS A GIFT THAT SCREAMS "yeah, im a man and I love this, hell yeah."

@kaeruZangyo Their hive ship, clearly

宇宙人を見つけました。 どこに連絡すればいいのか。

@HashimotoKotoe 7! That's incredible! Congratulations!

検診に行って参りました。 第七子は順調に成長しています！ 応援頂き、本当にありがとうございます！

@harukaawake The last few weeks have shown me that the Japanese are America's greatest ally. Despite radically different origins, our nations share many similarities, and the differences very interesting. I'd love to visit one day

🇯🇵 Something I'm noticing more and more on X. When we were young, we were told that the Western world looked down on us. But almost all of the anti-Japanese posts come here from developing countries. I have to say that being on X has made me much more pro-Western.

@TierMakerZZZ @Doormauss @BladeoftheS A tranny having a delusional take is entirely predictable

@Doormauss @BladeoftheS No place in the USA is "left controlled"

Right wing architecture?

@GuardianTh44620 @FalconUpdatesHQ It's all the same to us, Paki

@FalconUpdatesHQ She is from sri lanka not India. And this video is fabricated.

Watch: A video from the UK has gone viral showing an Indian student demanding £20 after wiping a car window without permission in Birmingham. The car owner recorded the exchange and shared it online, triggering massive debate. Your views?

@javierulloque45 Blocked and muted, why am I still seeing this dysgenic freak?

Good morning everyone another blessed day this is the best absolute healthy organic store in USA why do I say it Whole Foods have everything organic meaning no color no factor basically all healthy if you want a healthy life style ☮️😊🇺🇸👍

@RimaEvenstar The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who have archived it.

oh, all the content on Filian's channel is gone now :c

@xXSupaFryeXx @Howlingmutant0

@StormCrowOlorin @Howlingmutant0 That was the clue I saw as well...

“Come on bro come out tonight!” *Gazing at the throbbing meteor fragment I found on my property, feeling the dull pulse of it in my hand*: “Nah I’m…staying in tonight…”

@xXSupaFryeXx @Howlingmutant0 He did specify it was throbbing

@Howlingmutant0 He's gonna shove it up his ass tonight...isn't he 🤦

@Ninjago9101 Having played Subnautica during EA, I'm waiting til full release to play this. By the time the original was finished all the mystery and wonder had been removed. I'm not going to be reading blog posts either. I'll buy it to support them though

Subnautica 2 – Early Access launches May 15. Features: • Solo or co-op (up to 4 players) • Explore new biomes, creatures & mysteries • Build bases, upgrade tools & vehicles • Ongoing updates with new content during Early Access

@GamingDude00 Well this is gonna be stuck in my head for a day or two

WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOL #KirschedArt

@haneylisse Unbelievably gay

This is how whiskey should feel…

@kibawooo On a boy scout camping trip when I was a kid, an older scout got chiggers on his dick. No explanation was ever given and he had to go home early. We ended up calling him Tree Fucker and he dropped out our scout troop

I'VE BEEN BIT BY CHIGGERS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE 6 YEARS HELP IM IN HELL

@AlysssaHazel Excellent choices, though I don't think the book I have has The Black Stranger. I'd add Tower of the Elephant and Queen of the Black Coast to the mix

@StormCrowOlorin Beyond the Black River and the original version of The Black Stranger are my favorites. The Slithering Shadow and The Frost Giant's Daughter are also excellent

>Be Me >Finish Robert E Howard's Conan Stories >Need a palate cleanser >Starts reading a best-selling thriller from the past five years >The Characters and Prose have the depth of middle grade fiction >Only "Adult" because the Characters are in their thirties and they cuss.

@bumbadum14 They've clearly entirely forgotten about the hilarious caricature that is Killa from the 25th Tenkaichi

Someone on black twitter called this show "dragonball z but for white people" and they were 100% correct.