Storm Robertson | Co-Founder @Sataya.io

@KJovian Love a good AI rendition. What about a Titanic Vibe.

What the CEO wanted to do

@MattWallace888 🎵 “Lights will guide you home…” …but they won’t guide you out of a PR nightmare. 🎵 “Look at the stars, look how they shine for you…” …and your future C-suite hire — just not under stadium lights.

The CEO of one of the largest tech companies in the world was just caught on camera having an affair with his head of HR 🤦🏻‍♂️

the lyrics to this post: 👇 🎵 “Nobody said it was easy…” …especially when you're replacing someone 3 seats away. 🎵 “Lights will guide you home…” …but not out of a PR crisis. 🎵 “Look at the stars…” …and hope they’re not your future ex-CEO.

“We’re like a family.” “Close-knit.” “Deeply entrenched in culture.” Just ask @astronomerio CEO Andy Byron — who got caught hugging his HR chief on Coldplay’s kiss-cam. EVP gone too far? Let's talk discreet hiring. 👇 #ColdplayGate #KissCam #ColdplayGate #coldplaykisscam

Most "Web3" jobs aren't Web3. They're Web2.5 at best — a fancy frontend calling a dusty smart contract. But every so often, you find a role where you're building the actual backbone of onchain security. 💰 $250–$300K 📍 NYC or remote in US #CryptoJobs #Blockchain #DeFi #NYCTech

Just read on Yahoo Finance news that NYC might become the first U.S. city to launch Bitcoin-backed bonds ("BitBonds"). If this moves forward, it could rewrite the playbook on how cities raise capital. TradFi meets crypto, one muni at a time. @Bitcoin @YahooFinance #cryptoadoption

🚀 We're hiring! Senior Full Stack Blockchain Engineer | Web3, DeFi, Security | NYC or remote (USA) 💸 $250K-$300K | Build secure Web3 infrastructure with top-tier founders & investors. 🧠 Solidity/Rust, Node.js, AWS Ready to put your dent in the universe? DM if you are keen

Does your Crypto/Blockchain startup need a CMO to grow market share? Let's discuss this award-winning CMO in the crypto startup space. #Crypto #Blockchain #hiringmadehuman #Sataya

Had a great chat yesterday with a Senior Python Engineer in the UK seeking a new challenge. DM me if you're interested in him for your team. #pythonengineer #candidate #hirehim #unitedkingdom #areyouhiring #hiringmadehuman #immediatestarter

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Pick me please. Hoping to win the mystery prize. I have my passport ready to go. #AneleAndTheClub #FrankiesTombola #AneleandTheClubon947

#AneleandTheClubon947 #AneleAndTheClub #FrankiesTombola looking tobpick no 12. Wanting to win anything as its also my birthday Please pick me

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