CaptainMinutiae

@EpicNewsroom “I took an aluminum bat to peoples shins praise me! wait why are you leaving?” <- you

Information on today's layoffs epicgames.com/site/en-US/new…

Today, Epic Games announced over 1000+ jobs were laid off…because of people not engaging with Fortnite as much… Can devs not catch a fucking break?… Fuck you @TimSweeneyEpic. You have the money to pay them, but you pay map creators more than your own devs?!

@Snepbunyiff Goddamn my jaw aches with how much I wanted to bite that ass, the way it jiggles just from walking 🤤 I am getting horny again just remembering

Wanted to do a night walk in skirt so I did :3 At some point the skirt was annoying so I tucked it under the hoodie to fully be exposed UwU Next time I'll do that when it's warmer so my dick don't get so small x3 Also with the micro skirt from last post and do a longer walk >:3

“Why do you have two kitchens?”

I hate using this as a megaphone but: YO @StretchSense Can someone PLEASE get back to me? I have emailed you at least 4 separate times and been ghosted every single time when THE ONLY WAY TO GET THE SOFTWARE I BOUGHT FROM YOU IS TO CONTACT YOU BY EMAIL!

Thats not what i meant

LESS CHATGPT MORE LGBT!!!!!

Sooooo…I might need someone to help with something! I have a college project due this Wednesday, where I need to receive feedback on my 3D Art portfolio from game industry professionals. I KNOW it’s a stretch, but if you know ANYONE, please lmk! My grade depends on this!🔁❤️

Thoughts?

I want arc raiders to have a hidden tag for people who rat heavily and then make a special quest called exterminators. Where you load into a match and people who are rat mains are permanently marked and you get to hunt them down

@MoxxieSiix @astroscave

I wanna be a lazy gato todayyyyyy

@Nitro_Wolf_902 And that right there is another reason I’m staying away from Pokémon

I’m sorry, WHAT THE FUCK?! 😨

ULTRAKILL BUTT PLUG PLAYTHROUGH!!! LUST 2-1 ONLY!!! THE MINOS PRIME BISEXUAL LAYER Full on my OF

Felt cute might glizzy later

@SmolVemi_boi Hi

hello

@Electro_Wuff I’m going

✨FWA confirmed! Who am I gonna see there?👀

@Snepbunyiff Yes please

Anyone want that FOV with me? :3

"Buy land"