Extremely Strange Espresso Machines

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It is rumored that Frank Lloyd Wright once owned this gorgeous machine, and even based the design for one of his homes on it. But rumors are just that, and all we can know for certain is that the machine is beautiful and makes a perfectly modern cup of espresso.

Some like it hot. Burning hot. This machine was pulled off the market due to the extremely high temperatures it reaches. The later addition of the exhaust fan, seen on the right, only made matters worse as it blows hot air on whoever dares approach this dragon. #DoNotTouch 🔥🔥🔥

Life on the street can be hard, believe me, I know. It once took me half an hour to hail a cab in the rain. Too bad this invention never caught on, a taxi stand espresso maker. All the convenience of a cafe and you won't be late for the opera. City planners, take note! 🚕☕

It takes at least three and preferably five baristas to operate the "2 Hot 2 Handle" or 2H2H for short. Is it worth the effort? Those lucky few who have sampled its steamy java nectar swear by it. Those who have tried to operate it alone swear at it.

Meet "Spike"! See those little spikey bits hanging over the drip tray? They are hot and pointy and will soon be spurting out wonderful espresso into four lucky cups. Just watch your fingers!

John Browning, an English inventor and manufacturer of precision scientific instruments, worked for years on the pressure gauge for what was to be a scientifically perfect espresso machine named "The Preciso". He never finished the rest of the machine, but man, what a gauge. 👀🙃

Brick-and-mortar banks are having a tough time luring customers into their hallowed halls. But one enterprising manager has installed this lovely machine in his bank's beautiful marble lobby, hoping to increase interest and spur growth. 💵💰🤑