Straston Calhoun
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Straston Calhoun
@StrastonCalhoun
un-PC satire and commentary | A brash, sardonic Jerseyite when I haven’t had my whiskey but a Southern gentleman all else

I don’t endorse any vandalism. Whatever who the fuck you are.

🚨🇮🇱 BREAKING: On social media, Asian shop owners are BANNING Israelis and Zionists from shopping at their stores. The world is resisting the Zionist demons.

POLITICO: Republican insiders believe if we put boots on the ground in Iran the GOP will lose 60-70 seats in the House. Political suicide.


I just got kicked out of the Texas Furry Festival 🦁

Rioters threw blocks of cement at police officers at the totally peaceful protest in Los Angeles This is attempted murder. Why haven’t they all been arrested? Where’s Gavin Newscum?

American has a Hyundai Palisade Calligraphy They just realized something extremely dangerous “My kids have ridden in that third row countless times, and now seeing what's coming out about these vehicles... it's terrifying” Children can be easily crushed:

🆕 WHAT A NIGHT: Fire truck rolls in to TFF

This is how it’s done. Bring the trash they dump back to their front door. We cannot let Canada become New India.


Would you be able to love a beast like her?

This was an attack on the lower and the middle class. Treason!

🚨#BREAKING: This is completely uncut footage of the "NO KINGS" rally here in downtown Asheville NC... Study this crowd carefully. I dare you to find the one thing every single person here has in common. Take your time... I'll wait!!! 🤣🤣🤣

USA today: 7 million Americans in the streets today protesting for freedom. 3,000 cities and towns. Every single state. “No Kings” protests against the authoritarianism of the Trump. This is one of the largest demonstrations in American history.








