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Wobbles' #AZFriendship commandments. "1. No johns 2. Compliment your opponent 3. When you are upset, talk with someone 4. Pause matches and ask questions 5. Share knowledge 6. Have fun; it's a children's party game for God's sake We are all bros!"

Reminder that this LAN event I made a video about is this weekend, last call for all the Minnesotans and Minnesota-adjacent! start.gg/tournament/lan…

It's time for Silly Comp Sunday: Ides of March edition! twitch.tv/squid_school and youtube.com/squidschool/li…

@phantomu_ Thought you had an infinite money glitch for a second there :(

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It's time to get back to Silly Comp Sunday! We'll make sure it's extra silly to make up for the lack of silliness last week, trust and believe twitch.tv/squid_school and youtube.com/squidschool/li…

I was out of town this weekend, but I spent a lot of it watching Splatoon and now I have more thoughts on weapons that I'm talking about on what people are calling a "livestream," or so I am told youtube.com/squidschool/li… and twitch.tv/squid_school

Seeing people do vheavy paint spam in Ranked like "*sigh*...I probably taught them how to do that, didn't I"

It's time for Silly Comp Sunday! We've got a new guest, Nia, on this week. Come join the silliness at twitch.tv/squid_school and youtube.com/squidschool/li…

I'm about to be live on the Popcast! Come join us as we talk about the state of the competitive scene at twitch.tv/iplsplatoon

@Akainacephalus I guess you had the skills you needed to work those jobs even back then and now you just have the paper to show it. Sometimes, though, I think this sort of thing and then I look at an old notebook or assignment or something and I'm like 'wait I don't remember being that dumb'

dude im literally so fucking scared to graduate i dont know ANYTHING i have NO EXPERIENCE why does a piece of paper determine that i can do certain jobs im literally the same person i was when i graduated high school what the FUCK

@PeteHegseth The law: don't do things that are illegal Mark Kelly: follow the law that says not to do things that are illegal You to Mark Kelly: that's illegal What exactly are you expecting a judge, a professional expert law-follower, to think about this case?

This will be immediately appealed. Sedition is sedition, “Captain.”

@wolfiisaur "No repeat offenses" is crazy, it's been his whole adult life. At least 25 women out accusing him from the 70s until most recently in late 2024. Bill Clinton got run out of office over having an affair but Trump gets a pass for a murderous child sex trafficking ring??

@Strati_Gem future harm? this happened over 20 years ago, with no repeat offenses. I still fail to see why it is more important than all the other real issues we have going on in this country that are affecting other human beings right now, rather than advocate for smth that was 20 years ago

did the Epstein files being released make you happy? bc all it did was show how evil elites were and i guess it did not soothe the trump hating syndrome. it’ll never end 🙄 listen, no one agrees with the guy word for word, but to go out of your way daily to hate someone is weird

I'm warming up to seeing health bars

@wolfiisaur People can advocate to not let him hold a position of power like that for the protection of those around him. That's a step that can prevent future harm. Covering it up and letting it blow over only makes future offenses easier.

@Strati_Gem instead of hating what he’s done 20-30 years ago, which is something that is kind of out of our control, why aren’t we focusing on what can be rather than what was. can sit and talk about it all day and go nowhere with someone’s history. what about now, a year from now, 5 years.

@wolfiisaur This man is the president of the United States and if even a tiny fraction of these stories are true, it's hard to imagine a more monstrous person. The fact that he's also one of the most powerful people on the planet is worth being loud about.

@wolfiisaur It makes perfect sense. There are a LOT of allegations of supervillain level evil that name him specifically. If ever there were someone to hate, it's someone who would threaten to kill the family of a child sex trafficking victim if they snitched. politico.com/f/?id=00000158…

It's time for the big game, by which we mean a bunch of silly games of Splatoon on Silly Comp Sunday! Don't worry, we'll be done in time for that other big game. twitch.tv/squid_school and youtube.com/squidschool/li…

youtu.be/Q7W6qSD-Hhc This is one of my favorite projects I've done in a while. Huge shoutout to @Paradigm_SPL for letting me peak under the hood and test drive their galaxy class starship.

@RepJackKimble en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Kimb… If this has activated a negative emotion in you, please read this first

The crowd at the Olympics was not booing JD Vance. If you’ve ever been at a sporting event where they yell Coop or Lou it sounds very similar. They were yelling JD.

@StateDept @POTUS

.@POTUS: “You just can't have a great country if you don't have religion.”

FOUR THOUSAND?????