StrattonSixthFormFC

Late change in the line up with Sammy Hogben replacing Lewis Dorrington in centre back #thankgod

2|2 CAM: Cam 'so good theyvnamed the position after him' Girdwood ST: Tom 'Forehead' Swinford ST: Sam 'dark sunset' Winwood

Today's team against Sam Whit GK: Callum 'BNP' Bloxham RB: Taylor 'Chicarito' Ridge CB: Lewis 'might as well have no legs' Dorrington CB: Kian 'Meathead' Cole LB: Sam Abrey CDM: Brandon 'sloppy bollock' Boness CM:Will 'Mrs Abery' Robinson CM:Harry 'just a shitcharlie'Roberts 1|2

MOTM- Lewis for his masterclass in defending #wherethefuckwaslewis #fucktheoffsidetrap

Cam G- 8 #goalscoringmachine Will -5 #birdsgettingbirthdaysex

Sam W- 5 #hotheaded Robbo -7 #theshitbrother Taylor-6 #birdwouldhavegotaratingof10 Boydy- 0 #cantgivenegativerating Kian - 8 #messiindisguis

Match ratings: Jenson - 8 #thecat Ben G - 5 #whywear10atRB Brandon - 3 #ratingasmuchasyourminutes Lewis - 11 #kingofoffsiderule 1\3

1 worldie header from Cam and a Cantana esque chip from Kian were the goalscorers #worldiegoals #wherethefuckwaslewissgoal

A deserved 5-2 loss for that lads #wherethefuckwaslewis

The lads looking handsome in their 90's shirts #boyband #whichfuckingoneslewis

Today's team for the fixture. We've had to go for scraps #lukewho #whothefuckislewis

The lads are returning to action tommorow in their first match of the season. Cup and opposition are unknown #cuprun #wellwinthefu*kinglot

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Anyone know how to turn a 'U' into an 'A' in 6weeks? Asking for a mate.

N'Golo Kante on trial at Arsenal in 2015 before he eventually signed for Leicester.

Classic picture of Bastian Schweinsteiger signing for the Bayern Munich youth team in 1998 with then manager Ottmar Hitzfeld.

Big shoutout to our Stratton Ultras who made the 30 mile round trip to give us their support!

Breaking news - will Robinson has a confirmed broken ankle fibula. Wish him a speedy recovery #prayforwill