Chun the Thief

#DnDRP #MultiverseRP 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔱 (𝔖𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔱) 𝔄𝔯𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔯 |OC|MVRP|21+|Cracked/Serious

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Hah, this kobold follows heroes around. They always miss picking up the odd piece of loot.

@ButchersBanner That is A lot Of money Surely th kobold will be financially responsible-

@StrongestKobold A slow blink, followed by a stunted sigh. Slow stomping over to the door-dazed lizard..and slowly placing a platinum piece on his snout. "Fine, il admit..that was a little funny..try not to spend it all in one place."

He does a lil’ jig

@ButchersBanner This is kobold economics! Be silly Make money! Success chance: 96%. He’ll scurry off as fast as his little legs can carry him (straight into the doorframe because he was NOT looking where he was going).

@StrongestKobold Glaring at the lil' jig™ ..eye roll, followed by flipping him a gold piece.

@BrassAncestry "... That's my arm-"

@StrongestKobold “Hey, I was gonna finish that-”

“You look so fruity..” Shut up lizard-

@BrassAncestry He’s already bandaging it with a clean rag he had on hand. “Well, me am exceptional kobold, makes sense!”

@StrongestKobold “You’re a magic creature. I taste celestial orange on ya.” Ignoring the obvious bleeding- she’s got dragon teeth-

@BrassAncestry Turns out that yeah, he really is. How odd!

@StrongestKobold GNAWING AT HIM- She’s making sure-

@BrassAncestry HE IS INDEED CITRUS FLAVORED NOW OW OW OW OW -

@StrongestKobold Fucking BITES HIM

@ScalyLibrarian “Well, you drop, so why me not take?”

@StrongestKobold "Are you-- following me for my scales??"

He has stolen your shiny thing!

@ScalyLibrarian Yep! And it’s his now-

@StrongestKobold A Remy scale!

Long inhale: [yips silently]

Oh gosh, the wind just stole him away!

@BrassAncestry He’s still wearing it! So A hat with legs and he can’t see anything-

@StrongestKobold It’s almost the size of him-

Goddamn Kobold!

@BrassAncestry absolutely GLORIOUS! He’s gonna wear it right now-

@StrongestKobold She’s got him a pretty hat It’s got a peacock feather on it.

“ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ, ʀᴇᴠᴇʟ, ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇʀʀʏ! ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏʀᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴜʀᴇꜱ ɪꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʜɪꜱ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ!” -Gijeel, Swims-Shallow-Waters. Conjuror, Daedric priest, adventurer. This Argonian mage has seen it all, done it all, and will do it all again.

@BrassAncestry //Jokes aside, genuinely they just come outta’ the woodwork 😭

@StrongestKobold //we know what you are

//Chun isn’t even a particularly dirty character, I have no idea where all these smut accounts come from?! Hello guys, nice to see y’all. I hope I don’t disappoint-