Stuart Garrard

Just going to pin this to my profile for posterity. 💙🤍💙🤍

#COYD could do with Tucker in defense lads. #ColU

@WillTaylorr0 Hilarious.

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@ColU_Official YES LADS.

Here’s your U’s XI for this afternoon’s clash with Bromley. Four changes for the U’s, including a welcome return for Ellis Iandolo. Teddy Bishop, Jack Payne and Jaden Williams also come into the side, with Rob Hunt, Frankie Terry, Finley Barbrook and Samson Tovide dropping out. Team news brought to you by @Naglotech #ColU | #WeAreUnited

All hail Ellis 🙌

How ironic. Those Franchise fans shitting on us on Wednesday, now DESPERATE for us to beat Bromley. #ColU

@WillTaylorr0 I'm completely the opposite. I am bizarrely relaxed and confident. I think MK will put on some pressure and Bromley will start to crack. We're beating them today

This might be the least confident I have ever been about a game of football #colu

We're so doing it today. #ColU

@WFCOfficial Lovely stuff.

DK gets the call. 📞 Daniel Kanu has been called up by Sierra Leone for their upcoming FIFA Series 2026 international friendlies! 🇸🇱

@1937CUFC Love this.

@StuartGarrard 100 per cent. This club has always been there for me and i will always be there for it #colu

Up Those U's through thick and thin. #ColU

@thegoodone877 🤣

@StuartGarrard Thanks for that stuart. I’d rather have a face full of seat than whatever the hell is going on with your face.

Ha-ha. Deserved after they celebrated like they won the world cup at their place. Won’t see you next year lads! Shite team crap players. Should have had 2 reds.

@BritishBastardX That's not how our elections work.

🚨 Rumours are circulating that Kier Starmer could enforce a national lockdown over the recent case's of meningitis! Which would mean that he could cancel the May elections, He will do anything to stay in power! This man is truely an evil dictator that is hell bent on breaking every last chance of saving our country and the freedoms that we once enjoyed.

@Tyler7Smith @alfie_partner6 The Joe Dunne prophecy 🤣

@alfie_partner6 Whats Wayne Brown up too nowadays

We always have and will be a project. DC should have us slightly higher I agree, but he’s fighting with one arm tied behind his back. Lack of staff, reduced budget, injuries, wearing multiple hats as a manager Needs ownership change & a full season with proper resources #colu

@Tyler7Smith Well said Tyler. I've seen some wildly hot takes after last nights tight loss to the best team in this division. We were spoiled with our success last season and we are a club in desperate need for some resources and stability. @dancowley1 is doing an amazing job considering.

@barsidepodcast Build (for next season).

One Word Review 🗣
 How would you summarise yesterday’s performance in ONE word? 👇 We’ll read the best ones on the pod. #ColU #EFL #Matchday

@EagleEyedColU @Matt_Baldwin97 I think you've been far too kind. Fucking idiots shouldn't be entitled to an opinion 🤣

@Matt_Baldwin97 Well entitled to your opinion but disagree. Agree we should be doing better but think it's unfair to call for him to be sacked. Good coach tactically, players still onside, defensively looking good, club in a tough place. If any other #ColU fans agree with you I'd like to hear it

@Matt_Baldwin97 What tactical genius should we bring in? I hope they work on a budget of Magic Beans.

@Matt_Baldwin97 🤡