Children's Author Stuart Reid

Wow! 😲 An awesome 5 star review for my latest book - check this out! amazon.co.uk/review/R39VGS4…

@bushontheradio @ToonDazza Good luck! I ate a whole packet of Tesco spicy beetroots once... very tasty but two hours later, I thought I was shitting my bowels out! #verycolourful 💩💩💩

@ToonDazza YES the best

About to eat a whole pack of beetroot. Your thoughts on this please.

@BlessingGives I think you mean "losing".

🏟️🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Club Cristiano Ronaldo faced the most without ever loosing!! 1. - Espanyol 🇪🇸- 16 match - 14 W / 2 D 2. Aston Villa 🇬🇧 - 14match - 13 W / 1 D 3. Newcastle 🇬🇧- 14 match - 11 W / 3 D 4. Fulham 🇬🇧 - 13 match - 9W / 4 D 5. Bolton Wond...𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚

My hat-trick of visits to this St Patrick's! On the 16th March too, and a bonus bank holiday tomorrow! 😁

Fabulous show at the Seamus Heaney HomePlace, Bellaghy. Awesome audience, brilliant little book buyers, and all my lady elephants were amazing! Thank you everybody 😃

Reading Rocks! At Seamus Heaney HomePlace today at 2pm! 🤪

@latestincosmos Easy to say but he's not coming out to prove it! Bigelow! You're full of shit! #ProveMeWrong

🚨 American billionaire Robert Bigelow told a filmmaker in a private meeting that Aliens are literally walking among us. In an interview with Vinnie Adams, filmmaker James Fox talked about about a private meeting he had with Robert Bigelow. During that meeting, Bigelow told him directly that aliens are "walking among us." Fox is careful to make clear that this is not his own personal claim; he is simply reporting what Bigelow said to him. He wants people to understand the difference, because he doesn't want to be seen as the one making that statement himself. Fox also mentions that Bigelow never told him to keep the conversation secret. So after about ten years of staying quiet, Fox decided it was okay to finally talk about it publicly. He adds that when he heard Bigelow say it, he asked him to explain what he meant. Bigelow's response was straightforward: he said he meant it exactly as it sounded, that they are literally walking among us.

@HeyNowHeyNowNow @sciencegirl The guy above (pointy up fingers) voted 1... i.e. rare, or borderline blue 😋😋 Oops, more emojis! Yummy ones this time!

@StuartReidBooks @sciencegirl Sorry, can't see the 'this. My terrible broadband in conjunction with X is causing me problems. Your symbols appear as just squares that are green and bue

Which one is the best

@sciencegirl Anyone rates the steaks 6-8 'edible' then I'd suggest they be burned at the stake! 🥩 Anyone else suggest 9 or 10 then I will eat you raw myself! #rare

@HeyNowHeyNowNow @sciencegirl THIS 👆👆👆

@sciencegirl 1, even if it's overcooked

@AufMontez @sciencegirl 🤦🤦🤦 Good Lord? SIX? Leave this thread now! Sadly, you don't belong here!

@sciencegirl 6 is the only right option. 🤷‍♂️

@realpoguezilla @sciencegirl 6? SIX? You've clearly caught 'veggie'!

@sciencegirl 6 and below should be considered cattle mutilation!

@ufouapam Bet ya nothing happens! 🤪

New UFO update tonight at 8pm UK / 4pm ET / 1pm PT Eric Davis and Eric Weinstein on American Alchemy Pax River and why it keeps coming up Ross Coulthart’s withheld video claims Portal talk Burchett, Burlison and more A lot to get into on this one. See you in the comments. youtu.be/KCY-Y2OLlgg

@The_Astral_ Has he? Has he really? 🤔 Hmmmm I smell shite 💩💩💩

Ross Coulthart says congressional committees have been told the U.S. has detected alien craft on orbital platforms. 👀

@WhitleyStrieber @Weather_West @0mega_Point Yeah, yeah, heard it before, Whitley 🙄 The next 18 months? Next year? Mayan calender? Y2K? End of Days? Do you have a book coming out soon? One that reveals the 'secrets' that only you've been told? Gimme real proof and I might buy it!

@Weather_West @0mega_Point Soon we are all going to know the truth about what is happening to the planet's climate. It is going to become undeniable over the next 18 months.

Lots of buzz online about an upcoming major March heatwave for the American SW & California. And in this case, it does indeed appear increasingly likely than an extremely anomalous and even record-breaking heatwave may envelop much of the SW about a week from now.

US vs. SPAIN😀

It's now official 😆 I am performing at the 20th edition of Latitude Festival in July, and camping in the enclosed performers arena, alongside Lewis Capaldi, David Byrne, Billy Ocean, and hoping to catch up with Sir Lenny Henry, a passionate advocate for children's literacy!📚

What a way to finish WorldBookDay week! Given two sausage butties by the breakfast club before I even started! Now, what's for lunch? 😋

@RoboSidor @sciencegirl 😆 Which god? Whose god? How many gods? 😆 There are over 4,000 monotheistic religions, so why should 'your' religion claim monopoly? Maybe religions should be more humble? Be more open minded to other possibilities, less dogmatic towards other outcomes? Suck it up, god-lovers!

@sciencegirl THIS

What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together?

I'd been invited to today's school every year since 2012 (now my 15th visit), and this little kid says to his teacher, "He gets better every year!" 😁 Then he turns to me and says, "Keep up the good work!" 🤣🤣🤣 Yup, I'll take that!

Squeaky bum time! Only 17 days to go! Get the last two-for-one tickets by clicking on this link 😁 #bellaghy #magherafelt #NIreland eventbrite.com/e/stuart-reids…