Children's Author Stuart Reid

Wow! 😲 An awesome 5 star review for my latest book - check this out! amazon.co.uk/review/R39VGS4…

Look at these dedicated little readers in Coalsnaughton PS library! 📚 Author approved!

Enzo Maresca’s first day of training after he takes over from Pep at Manchester City 😆

@IllIlIIIllIllll @NoContextBrits You know nothing!

@NoContextBrits Not very appetizing… the potatoes look ok, but there’s too many of them, replace some of them with a vegetable. The meat reminds me of canned dog food & sliced proceses white bread instead of something fresh & crusty? 🤷‍♀️

Describe this meal in one word.

@LewisCapaldi Well said, Lewis! Shame I can't use that line in my kids' books 😅 But my tent is in the performers section at Latitude in July, with square sausage and Irn-Bru on the go, if you're peckish? 😉

Craig with all the love in the world shut ur cunt

@Ofaye9 @ErlingRoIe It's just one rule for old Ronnie 🙄 FIFA make this nonsense up as they go along! There's never been a World Cup reprieve like this, a three-match ban remains in place but partially suspended. FIFA cheating again.

@StuartReidBooks @ErlingRoIe The rules does not work like that bro

He can't turn up at the World Cup like this

@MickKavanagh83 @ScotlandSky @TartanArmyGroup Lyndon Dykes? 😭 6 goals in 51 games this season😠 Haiti must be shiting themselves!

@ScotlandSky @TartanArmyGroup Scottish strikers scoring all over Europe! Bowie scored against Juventus yesterday but we all know Dykes and Adams will be going! Clarkes a dinosaur

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 "I'm more or less set in my mind" Steve Clarke says there is no real time for changes to the Scotland World Cup squad - but there are still two positions he's not sure of as he picks up the PFA Scotland Special Merit Award 👏

@Ofaye9 @ErlingRoIe And to be fair, Ronaldo should be banned for first two games in the World Cup following his red card against Ireland but FIFA would rather ki$$ his a$re!

Everyone of you trolling Ronaldo didnt watch the clip, you guys just watch with emotions not with understanding, Ronaldo was clearly offside and the referee has blowed the whistle 😗 but because you’re Ronaldo haters and emotionally biased, looking for every little opportunity to mock him…

@radiojeremyvine You're right, Jeremy. AI is often wrong. I just called out Grok and it replied with "I incorrectly used a stray Wikipedia link at the end of that sentence. That was misleading and sloppy — my apologies for the confusion. I’ll be more precise going forward." 😆😆

Absolutely signed your petition, Feargal - no. 90,517! Go kick their arses, less than 10k to go! 🌊Maybe the biggest bunch of lying, cheating, thieving, manipulative grifters the world has ever seen! Sue the lot of them!

@mowgli1977z I still struggle to work out the formation for this side! ⚽️ Did Nicol or Narey play right-back? Did Roy Aikten play centre-mid? Clearly, Sturrock and Sharpie played up front, but was it a 4-4-2 or maybe a 5-3-2? There could even be four centre halves in that team.

@SDBookTours Maia, I would like a small increase in my book sales, please. I've sold approx. 5,000 copies this year so far, but an extra 120 books to US book buyers would be super. Please see my email sent to you on Saturday 25th April. 😆

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@trkrick @WorkElizab I've liked a couple but I came to say this 👆👆👆

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Can today get any better?! Just been booked to host 11 gigs in Ireland next February! 📚 Just had my parking fine rescinded, and now booked tickets to see The High Life tomorrow! 😃Pif, paf, pof! @forbesmasson

@Tsoukalos Such sad news! Nick was an absolute gentleman. Still can't believe he agreed to be in my 8th book (under a ridiculously obvious pseudonym), and sent me pages of unclassified material from Hon. John McCain re: AATIP, even joked about my 'Gorgeous George' character. Heartbreaking.

We always laughed so hard with one another. It just ain't right. This just ain't right. Godspeed, Nicholas George Pope! I loved you deeply, Nick. So, so deeply.

@ScotlandNT Get Conway off! Calvin Miller should be playing! ⚽️

🔢 Your Scotland team news 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #SCOJPN

x.com/usatodaysports Funny to see England struggle, when radio pundits were predicting a 3 or a 4 win winner! #usualshit

@YasirAgha1234 The largest number of soldiers ever to surrender in a single conflict? Nonsense! Between 2.5 and 3.5 million German soldiers surrendered to Allied forces in the final days of World War II in Europe.

In 1971, the #nuclear state of #Pakistan 🇵🇰 surrendered approximately 93,000 troops to #India 🇮🇳 and #Bangladesh 🇧🇩 This remains the largest number of soldiers ever to surrender in a single conflict.

Nearly at the end of a fantastic book tour around Ireland! Worked with over 3000 pupils from 22 schools, hosted a show at Seamus Heaney HomePlace, met Children's Laureate Frank Cottrell-Boyce, and this morning, scraped a wee bit of snow off my car! 🥶

@bushontheradio @ToonDazza Good luck! I ate a whole packet of Tesco spicy beetroots once... very tasty but two hours later, I thought I was shitting my bowels out! #verycolourful 💩💩💩

@ToonDazza YES the best

About to eat a whole pack of beetroot. Your thoughts on this please.

@BlessingGives I think you mean "losing".