💚Stucco and the Rascally raccoon sidekick Bandit

I probably avoided a ton of grief from my Mom because for some years, on her birthday, I'd tell her she wasn't a day over 32. Mom would have been 32 today. Happy Birthday Mom. I love you forever ❤️

And after a week in the hospital, I'm still going to miss my 4 year sobriety chip party. Still sober but hurting so much

Guys, B here. Thank you all very much for the prayers and help. I need a huge favor. Can I borrow $80? The meds are $64 and I need the rest for 7 up that I can keep in my room. I have Colitos and can barely make it to the bathroom from my room. Please, I'm in bad shape

Thank you so much Mr. Mos#$@%! for the $200 to help me get meds that are super needed. I'm now shy $166, down from $366. I cannot express how grateful I am to you all! I'll be 4 years sober come June 16th and you folks on Twitter are a huge part of saving my life

I am coming up on 4 years of sobriety, so at least I'm not the hot mess I once was. My body is falling apart but my sanity is restored and that's pretty ok

Parkland hospital because they say I have insurance through the ACA, but the ACA marketplace has no record of me ever having coverage and I cannot get the hospital and marketplace to talk to each other. I need help. This is maddening and I am at a complete loss

I haven't been able to walk for more than about 5 minutes at a time before my leg painfully cramps up. I spent the past 2 days in the hospital and had a ultrasound on it. Major arterial blockage. Meds are $366 for a 90 day supply and I can't get financial assistance from

I brought this guy in to our program 2 different times when I was doing intake here. Then he went to a different place and killed a guy. Crazy shit right there

Bruh didn’t even flinch 😂😂

We need a nightly news guy who comes on at 6:30 just shaking his head saying "I don't even know where to start"

We need a separate internet for people between the ages of 30-60

Being Gen X this is about the seventh time I've lived through another end of the world. Don't worry you get used to it.

At the hospital for the third time this year and wouldn't you know it, can't afford the co-pay they sprung on a brother. So far, 2026 is zero stars with a middle finger

What's the pentagon pizza tracker got to say about all this

me: I'm sorry, I just don't have the mental energy to keep trying to fix you dinner ingredients:

Do you think Demi Moore kept that white navy uniform from a Few Good Men just asking

Me happily holding a big wad of cash: my yard sale was just voodoo dolls of all my neighbors… I had to hear WTF a lot but it was worth it

Michael Keaton as Batman. Hundreds of certified penguins running as fast as their little feet can take them with lil rockets strapped to their backs! Fucking magical!

If anyone wants to talk about how awkward Pablo Picasso's calf muscles look, I have a few hours of spare time.

I know you can't see a vampire's reflection in a mirror, but why can't you see his clothes

You know who else is super duper into television, prisoners