@maechael1916 Now you know that TMZ statement about sending in pictures of Congress on vacation during the shutdown was AT MINIMUM sent around in a text exchange involving every single member…
I knew politicians were fkn dumb, but jfc
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Is there a fucking congressional tourist group or something?
These fucks seem to go all over the world on my dime in droves.
TMZ@TMZ
Exclusive: 30 members of Congress are in Scotland on taxpayers' dime amid the shutdown. Take a look: tmz.me/rnullKB
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OMG!!!! I AM FAT!?!?!
Dang I am glad someone told me I had no idea.
Especially on a video from *Checks notes* 2 years ago
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@DeereJonathanxo Me too. I was 7. The coal mines were terrible. They’d always pay you just enough to where you have to pay every year instead of seeing a refund. Drinking and ketamine was all’s we’s had to make it through each day… don’t get me started on the Black Lung
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So at what point can we begin the process of arresting him for the intimidation of judges?!?
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
BREAKING: Trump is sitting front row at the Supreme Court as justices hear arguments on his unconstitutional order to end birthright citizenship. He’s the first sitting president ever to attend oral arguments. Feels like this stunt could backfire bigly
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@maechael1916 His constant use of run-on sentences drives me up the fkn wall
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@MKaminskiMusic Raise this man salary for the year, AND pay this man DOUBLE @Braves
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Breaking news! The Braves have traded in their Hammond organ for an accordion! I will now be the official accordionist for the Atlanta Braves!
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@__444444444__ Who are you, my mother?!? You and her are the only two people I know with that superpower.
I don’t think I’ve EVER FINISHED a crossword/wordsearch puzzle book, and I genuinely enjoy them lol
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@InsaneMistress Literally nothing, men just need to feel useful even though it's a computer doing this job.
((This tweet is a joke for the purpose of comedy))
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@HeezyGame Hell, that’s before even bringing up the fact that our jobs would have fired us the very next morning after bonding out of jail for the FIRST DUI…
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@HeezyGame I don’t mean to come across as heartless. Tiger is by far my favorite golfer of all time.
But if you or I were in the same situation, neither of us would be able to take time away from work AND financially pay for treatment. And if we could, our jobs would replace us tomorrow
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I didn’t know this was something you could do more than once in a career. I wish we all had the employment and financial flexibility of Tiger Woods to be able to walk away from our jobs tomorrow and “focus on our health”…
ESPN@espn
Breaking: Tiger Woods announced he is stepping away from golf to seek treatment and focus on his health.
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Trump: "We're gonna have to force ourselves upon them, which we have the right to do"
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@WarMachineDD7 @TheWapplehouse I took my little brother to see this in theaters. I don’t think have ever had a worse migraine lol. I’m so glad we as a society have moved past the need for gimmicks like 3D movies 😑🙄
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China has started using lasers to keep drivers awake at night while driving on highways and I can’t imagine the conspiracy theories this would cause in America
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@BeaneaterB Hasn’t he always done the Leo Mazzone rock back and forth like that?
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@Acyn You know how massive of a criminal and lying, failure, worthless FUCK, propped up by corporations and Big Tech, you have to be in order to deliver THIS much of a daily deluge of ineptitude and cowardice?!?
Holy shit, no wonder so many of you spineless cowards idolize him.
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I’m like 110% sure “breaking clays in Edgefield County” is just closeted South Carolina slang for “having gay sex”
Lindsey Graham@LindseyGrahamSC
Spent some time breaking clays in Edgefield County today. Doesn’t get much better than that.
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Keep backing that blue and supporting those troops… I’m sure utopia is just one more law away
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