Brett Stuckey

New Isbell drop.

@TheStingisBack “Dis is the blue bird. I be ready to refual.”

Top Gun turns 40, so does its scrappy “underdog” alternative, Iron Eagle. A logic-defying premise that somehow totally works thanks to killer aerial photography, a wildly charismatic Louis Gossett Jr., and a cracking soundtrack. Totally forgot he played music in the cockpit 🤣

@marytylerpoor I’m sorry, is this my wife’s burner and I’m just figuring it out?

The nonsense culture war discourse about Nolan’s Odyssey casting is annoying on its face but it’s also outing a lot of very smug chuds who don’t know the difference between The Odyssey and The Iliad and I really should’ve seen that coming.

@SonnyElliott_BB @SteeleHorns814 @Super70sSports Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

@SteeleHorns814 @Super70sSports Did you get robbed? Happens every Thursday

My favorite Elvis is “Demonstrating karate right after the horse tranquilizers kicked in” Elvis.

@austindort5 @dylan_dethier You shouldn’t care what I have. But to say “take his card” and claim he’s wearing “a million dollar watch” is a real shit move when you clearly have no idea is a real shitty move. I know nothing about him, but you’re the one truly talking out of your ass.

@Stuckey_Brett @dylan_dethier Thanks Brett. Why should I care what you think? If it bothers you so much just scroll past

is this Garrick Higgo penalty just Malbon's boldest activation yet

@austindort5 @dylan_dethier So you have no idea what you’re talking about then.

@Stuckey_Brett @dylan_dethier Idk buddy not a watch nerd. Probably a rolex like the rest of em

@austindort5 @dylan_dethier Wait, what’s his watch?

@dylan_dethier Take his card. He’s wearing a damn million dollar watch. Crying like a baby about it now is rich

One of those guys is absolutely falling off that this weekend.

when you meet the new kid on the first day of school and you find out he blazes:

Thanks, @MLB. A “nationally” televised game.

@Old_Newspaper @KylePorterNS Right? No reason for him to know that swing.

@KylePorterNS Nailing Michael Block was impressive. LBJ and Barkley was insane.

Him getting Spieth without Spieth even swinging made me laugh for some reason.

extremely powerful images from hilary duff today. respectfully.

@Old_Man_Walk @TrillWilsosa Right?

@TrillWilsosa Have you ever heard of PTO?

Lined up at 4:30am on a Monday morning? Where do these people get the income to buy these things if they’re not working?

@ReggieChatman Does the right one say Braves or Atlanta also?

Here is a moving picture of the #Braves City Connect Air Max 1s

@roybelly Probably what Oz is saying to the lady in the background.

sometimes you have to just wonder.......how the fuck did this happen?

@bomani_jones When the Levee Breaks

this is a great list to consider. “purple rain,” “adore,” and “suicidal thoughts” jump to mind.

Had the all blacks set in middle school. Might buy some more.

@Jimi_Stella @atrupar And while he’s at it, look up plan.

@atrupar He should look up the word decades

NEWSNATION: What do you say to critics who assert that this long conflict and its economic consequences represent an intelligence failure? GORKA: Utter complete hogwash. Garbage. Fake news of the highest degree. This action has been planned for decades by the president. Now he is in the chair. And everything you see has been planned out to the last scintilla. Everything is happening exactly to plan.

@Braves @Dodgers

Thank you, @Dodgers ❤️

@marytylerpoor Was at my future brother-in-law’s wedding during the 2010 Auburn-LSU game. My buddies were texting me fake updates.

A time honored tradition. I was getting text updates on the 2016 AU-UK bball game during a family wedding, and my mom was hitting my phone every time I looked at it. To be fair, the bride walked down the aisle to “Desire” by Ryan Adams, so propriety felt negotiable at that point.