StuffPrimetimeSays

I double bagged my dick my whole life till I was married, for fear of being a father before I thought I was ready. If I would have listened to others breeding stock would have perhaps been better

I have not worn underwear since Salmonella.

I had a coors yesterday, forgot how good they are, so good

He is ate up with the tism

I just cut 6 inches off my beard. Yeah, I know b*****. It’s more than I got downstairs.

My d**k fell out of my shorts and my shoe was untied. I had to stop and reassess things

Pitt State cheerleader asked me if I was too short to be a college football player, I clapped twice at her and asked aren’t you to ugly to be a college cheerleader, she didn’t talk to me after that.

Uh oh, the brownies just dropped into the slot, not good

I was a corner and a safety but went to college as a running back

I can’t buy new $100 running shorts every 3 weeks like you assholes, I’m all potatoes and no meat, bangs up the liners.

Never mow another man’s grass

I will never storm a field

however, no one jpp themselves. I will not participate in amateur night. the sac blows up tomorrow, if you know you know. bring a chair hang out, my house and grills are yours

@GnarlyGoat That’s right! Stay Hard!

David Goggins + Dave Chappell = @StuffPTSays

I’m back, customized Dawgpound

atte.pting toake it tomorrow

I can relate #Browns

They see me rollin’

Rickey Henderson spoke for Rickey. No one speaks for PT but PT.