David Rollins

@BecomingCritter “Im in the possession of” and “I’m in possession of” have very different meanings here

I accidentally ordered 3x the wings we typically sell in a week I am in the possession of 5200 pounds of chicken wings In one week, I have to throw away everything I don't sell I am open to all ideas on how to move these things

@Braden_Keith Obviously Summer and Ariarne Titmus are good examples of how the field of women’s middle distance is changing. But Ledecky is still very much in the hunt. Volume of training affects everyone differently; a sectionals meet is not where we’re going to see an older swimmer pop off

OKAY let's start the drama. If the United States' 'sure thing' is no longer a sure thing...how much panic is there for US swim fans?

A whole baby woolly mammoth was found frozen in the permafrost of north-western Canada - the first such discovery in N. America. The mummified ice age mammoth is thought to be more than 30,000 years old.

@historyinmemes Have you ever heard the sound a baby seal makes? They really are the pups of the sea

This cartoon could teach you more about business than a $100,000 college degree

The never ending amount of peanuts in this hamster 🤣

Love that this guy is a theater kid but like every 4 years he has to juice up and go on the most crushing diet possible for the x men

this feels like a biblical evil. this would be the kind of thing that makes you momentarily understand why people in ancient times thought mixing fabrics would damn you to hell. it’s not morally wrong to do this but it feels wrong and it doesn’t make sense and it scares me

Just in: Intel’s progress report on 5 nodes in 4 years … Two nodes are complete. ✅ The remaining three are underway and on track. 📈 Learn more. intel.ly/4ayxL4b

@kylesockwell Would’ve won the 100 fly too 🤣

if you look up and see this before a b-final you might as well just take your goggles off and call it a night...

1/n I'm thrilled to share *Deep generative modelling of the human proteome reveals over a hundred novel genes involved in rare genetic disorders* medrxiv.org/content/10.110… from a wonderful collaboration between the Marks Lab and Dias and Frazer group, with @roseorenbuch as lead!🧵:

@ButtstrokeSwim Sad to see Michael Andrew in tier 3, though fair.. makes you wonder if he missed out on the competitive push of the NCAA

Presenting the 2023-24 U.S. National Team pyramids. Tiers were assigned based on a swimmer's... - Number of events - 2023 Worldwide ranking (per event) - Future potential/expectations What do y'all think? Who should be higher or lower here? Full list of names below ⬇️

If I ever fall in a ditch, don’t help me out. I need some time to think about things

@kylesockwell You should setup a meet up in Austin at deep eddy

I felt absolutely awful in the water today. It felt like I was wearing jeans and a hoodie, but somehow I still managed to have fun. It seems like a simple concept, but the Kyle from 5-22 years old didn’t find it possible. Swimming sucks sometimes, enjoy it.

@kylesockwell Carson foster redeeming himself against the same field as OTs is a top 10 comeback story tho

RACE OF THE NIGHT??!! Torri Huske gets the win in the Women’s 100 butterfly in 56.18 🥶 🥇 Huske - 56.18 🥈 Walsh - 56.34 🥉 Douglass - 56.43

How come Uber doesn’t provide cars to their drivers? They’re gatekeeping the sport from potentially the best in the game

Thinking to create an AI that says random sentences and measures my neural activity until it finds the right combination

I have a sneaky suspicion that I’m a sleeper agent but I don’t know how to prove it

If we really want to live in some liberal utopia, why are we making medicine so good 🤨

@_camilovargas_3 Was it a sperm whale