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@StupidParadox

seal hater | Geologist, in the sense that I’m at rock bottom | Professional In being in love with someone who won’t ever love me the same way again

Katılım Mayıs 2017
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I wouldn’t rather be shot in the head than sip on a sweet tea expecting Diet Coke on more time. @raisingcanes
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LSU Basketball
LSU Basketball@LSUBasketball·
One of the stars of the 1953 LSU NCAA Final Four team, Ned Clark, passed away on Monday at the age of 92. One of his last major appearances at the PMAC came in 2023 celebrating the 70th anniversary of the 1953 Final Four team with friend and teammate Bob Pettit.
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Ambassador Mike Huckabee
Ambassador Mike Huckabee@GovMikeHuckabee·
Wonder what it’s like to be a dog at command center as missiles come? My dogs Gumbo & Bandit know what to do & head to shelter as soon as they hear the sirens. They get there before ⁦@janethuckabee⁩ & me!
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Yearning to be the dumbest guy in my place of work
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Jake “JBOY” Crain@JakeCrain_·
Shortstop is wearing one in the back today if I’m Auburn.
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nachos2d
nachos2d@NACHOS2D_·
Hollywood got cooked. AI Seedance 2.0 just dropped a Hancock vs Homelander in a matter of days $1,000,000-level quality.
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@joaoguillll Did Aaron Pierre get hit with a aging ray
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João Guilherme
João Guilherme@joaoguillll·
🚨 Vazou o primeiro trailer de LANTERNS. Agora cadê o verde? Cadê os lanternas? Pqp irmão kkkk
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Neet@neet_sol·
Record breaking unemployment for 20–24 year olds but I'm 25 so it’s fine
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@DipWheeler Winershnitzle ownership shaking in their boots
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Shout out my co-worker who is adiment that he could hit his golf drive 370 yards consistently even though he’s never played the sport
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@GDIndex @VikingsFan26 God are you a detective or something? I can’t believe you figured out this tweet is satire! Fucking moron no shit
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Ava Feeds@AvaFeeds·
@VikingsFan26 Yeah… that’s obviously satire 😭 Quinn Hughes is not making White House decisions based on a random Twitter user threatening to delete posters. Per sources doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Sometimes the internet just wants a main character moment.
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Jake@VikingsFan26·
Breaking: Quinn Hughes to decline President Trumps White House invitation after twitter user emma316097 threatens to take down all of her posters and delete all images from her phone. Per sources.
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DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
A new episode of ‘THE ROOKIE’ will prominently feature the cast of ‘GAME CHANGER’, a competition series from Dropout. Episode Description — “Harper and Miles feel the weight of their recent mistakes, while Harper is tasked with training Miles. Nolan and Celina are dispatched to a robbery call at the Dropout TV Studios where Nolan encounters a familiar face.”
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I’m an addict. Addicted to saying “I’ll be right back” on discord then never returning
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NBC Olympics & Paralympics
NBC Olympics & Paralympics@NBCOlympics·
JACK HUGHES DELIVERS AMERICA'S GOLDEN MOMENT IN OVERTIME.
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Marty Mush
Marty Mush@martymush·
Who would have thought they were brushing in curling to melt the ice
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