Stu Hamilton

@__scottsaunders Same ref too

Remember when Martinez got sent off for pulling a bobble out of Calvert-Lewin’s hair and Kai Havertz stayed on after putting his studs up the back of someone’s leg?

@UTD_Bazaar Great to see fella! Glad we got 3 points too!

Heaven on Earth. Old Trafford.

@alanshearer Still bitter you didn’t sign for us and win more trophies, aren’t you?

Wow. That’s disgraceful. Shocking shocking shocking. That’s a CLEAR hand ball.

@mufcytp The fact Dean was a high ranking referee for years shows what an absolute farce the refs are How this is nothing but a red card I do not know. Clear bias against Utd

🗣️ Former PGMOL referee Mike Dean on Bruno being struck in the face: “There’s NOT a lot of force in it, but I don’t understand why the player would run back and put his arm in and just put himself at risk. “I’m not sure what’s happening — they’ve obviously had a look at it; they’re not doing anything, they’ve just had a chat with Fernandes and check complete. You run the risk with VAR; that could have gone either way.” Merson: “They didn’t even book him, Mike.” Dean: “Well, it’s May, isn’t it?” Lead presenter Simon Thomas: “What? It might be May for you, but the referee’s still got a job to do, hasn’t he?” [via MEN]

@redgrose7 @ManUtd I went on the app to apply for the waiting list for a season ticket. The page doesn’t work and takes you to an image of Ole as our manager I am not kidding.

Hey @ManUtd wtf has happened to the Man Utd app? The new version looks like it’s been developed by a 13 yr old and where is the predictions game?

@footballontnt Stop listening to anything this silly prick say. No wonder everyone hates TNT Sports

Joe Cole reveals his Chelsea x Man United combined XI 👀

@DylanMcbennett7 More than 2 points. The fact VAR didn’t intervene over identical incidents suggests the corruption goes beyond Atwell’s incompetence

Has Atwell been charged for costing a football team 2 points in a Champions League race?

@PaamanuelUtd_ Dalot, for starters. Fitness concerns for the defence too

Chat: what stops this team from winning the treble next season

@anon_opin It’s much more interesting than the hugging/avoiding each other nonsense actual boxing has become Boxing would be far more entertaining if they made the ring smaller so the fighters have to actually go at each other

The Rocky movies have some of the worst boxing scenes ever. No guard, no technique, just throwing wild haymakers and landing everytime. Most boxers would be knocked out or killed in about 20 seconds

@ManCity @KevinDeBruyne Look who Bruno had to pass to. 🤷‍♂️ Also, 115, so shut the fuck up. Classless cunts

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@donleo_9 @FPLfrasier Rooney played in a much, much more difficult league and Rooney didn’t have March off every season so he could shag his sister

@FPLfrasier Nowhere near Neymar

Does Rooney consider himself as a top player? Because Neymar was better than Rooney.

@Tiggy746NUFC You should be down to 8. Refs had a mare here.

45+3 minutes added time. Man Utd score on 45+9. What the fuck. That pen didn't take that long to give? Sick of saying it this season. The officials are absolute shit.

@mcpherdinand Ever done a victory dance because you’re won the Champions League? Thought not.

🚨 BREAKING: The UEFA Champions League Round of 16 draw will take place this Friday. Man United invited to dance for the visitors.

@chazwhu98 West Ham are literally in the relegation zone. United should be beating them The delusions of West Ham fans, I hope they go down

United fan at work is genuinely ill

@lukemaldeni Great teams? … West Ham?

Please can someone at the Premier League justify how 7 minutes can be added on in that game? There was one VAR check that took 90 seconds. It’s ridiculous and killing the game. They add more time on for the sake of late drama but great teams suffer because of it.

@CryptoVarane No fit and proper ownership review here?

No money for players or investment into the club from this fucking rat but he’s got £1.2bn to buy a cricket team. £0 paid off of their debt from their own pockets and £0 invested into the club from their own pockets. A fucking cancer… Disgusting rat cunt #GlazersOut #IneosOut

@utdreport I’m not hearing an apology.

Jamie Carragher on Casemiro: “It's now fair to say, the football hasn't left him”

@StatmanDave @Utd__Agenda Expected goals being 3.81 when we actually scored 5 shows what a nonsense this actually is. We hit the woodwork twice too

Expected goals in the Manchester Derby: Man Utd 3.81 - 0.47 Man City An absolute HAMMERING. 😳

@ManCity @okx Cheque manager outclassed again.

Full-time. 🔴 2-0 🩵 @okx

@SarahReeve1 The fact you’ve not named him and we all know the donkey you are speaking about Can the FA not retrospectively change his card to Red so he’s banned the next few games? 😂

Get that useless fucking wanker off the pitch