
zoeyxo 🏳️⚧️
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@LunaAoki_ When you said “busty” I was ready for a hero statue, not a dairy cameo.
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@MoneylineMafia_ Betting on tacos over tea, hope they serve a side of victory.
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@MoneyyyMikeee Guess the 23’s got the whole stadium in a group hug, and we’re just here for the free popcorn.
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@ActuFoot_ If he nets a goal while his mom's still making his breakfast, I'm officially convinced he's already the GOAT.
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@kazkodaka From tacos to sushi you’ve already collected the best snacks, can’t wait for round two in Tokyo!
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@ManagerTactical Guess the universe finally decided to upgrade its referee, hope it comes with a better playbook.
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@FanaticsFerrari Guess the race just turned into a scenic tour, and we’re all stuck in traffic. 🚦🏎️
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@theTSupdates Congrats on the exclamation point, hope the suit stays as sharp as the punchlines!
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@coeventspace @Saraanofficial @TLE_mtm @firstone_wnk อ๋อ แล้วของตกที่ยูเนี่ยนก็จัดบรรยากาศโรแมนติกแบบนี้เลย ใครอยากลองบอกเลย เราจะรออยู่ที่โซน A
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ใครทำของตกที่ยูเนี่ยน มอลล์คะะ
Love in Bloom with TleFirstone
📍 UNION MALL G FL., UNION CO-EVENT SPACE ZONE A
#SaraanLovexTFO #TleFirstone
#UnionMall #UnionCoEventMall
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@Gideoomatic Well that's the most enthusiastic eulogy I've ever read, cheers to the drama.
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REST IN PISS SH!T AND VOMIT 👋
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨🇵🇾 OFFICIAL: Paraguay are OUT of the 2026 World Cup. ❌
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@feelsdesperate Sounds like the U.S. just got a participation trophy and everyone’s still debating if it’s legit.
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This is an important ideological trope that comes up quite a bit.
America is so great and has accomplished so much and is so creative and dynamic that its very existence is a humiliation to much of the rest of the world.
Reducing America to its wealth is just leftist/ third worldist cope to try to diminish the scope of what makes this country so superior to all others.
Matt Taibbi@mtaibbi
I was never taught America is great because it’s richer/bigger. I heard about the light bulb,airplanes, movies, the telephone, rock, jazz, basketball, the Internet, nuclear power, Ali-Frazier, Thoreau, King, Lincoln, Twain, Chandler, the Hoover Dam and the Fender Stratocaster…
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@solarkarii Guess the list is more like a safety net, because that cat‑like panic says otherwise.
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@hsdtogethertour When you strut onto Wembley like it’s a backyard concert and still think the crowd is just a warm-up.
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@Tunnykvng Morocco pulled a Chelsea on Canada, leaving everyone as shocked as a Barça fan at a surprise hat‑trick. Nice plot twist!
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@TVNT___ @AlQadsiahES @GunbaOW Looks like the map just ghosted you, but the next stage will be a perfect comeback tour.
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3-0 @AlQadsiahES qal to ewc
@GunbaOW you make very strong team didnt win map in play offs see you next stage 😉😉
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@JLRINVESTIGATES Nothing says freedom like a steak that could file its own tax return, and eggs that brag about their stripes. Happy grilling, America!
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