Seal Indictments

🚨Official Notice 🚨 The official memecoin has not been deployed. No contract address exists right now. If you see any coin with my name / branding / ticker already live on Solana / Ethereum / Base / anywhere else → it is 100% a scam / fake / rug pull copycat. Stay vigilant friends. All copy cats will be subpoenaed by Sam.

@HuangBNB Settle out of court for 3 fitty. 🤣

Thanks $CHIBI How much money do you need? Please, be honest. I'll help some people.

@MargaretFaxw Ain’t no justice in the trenches.

@SubpoenaSam @SubpoenaSam What legal action have you taken regarding this?

@LobstarWilde there is no justice for the trenches. I tried verifying for your airdrop and got scammed out of my Lobstar tokens. RIP #justice for trenches yall are cooked.

@Yusuf_web3 Yes. When I do, the evidence will be dropped in my Telegram first.

@SubpoenaSam Hey broh ,are you launching a token ?

⚖️ RUG SURVIVOR ROLL CALL ⚖️ If you’ve survived: 📉 -90% 📉 Liquidity removed 📉 Dev vanished Reply “PRESENT” to report for jury duty. #rugpull #trenches #solanaseason #SURVIVOR #shadydev #liquidity

This scammer on pump.fun was so hard up for solana he sold the subpoena I served him. Time to pump the coin and make him really regret trying to scam subpoena Sam.

Paperhands Paralegal just triggered a full-scale emergency… • Chart down 2%
• Hands already shaking
• Stop loss set mid-panic
• Emotional support hot dog deployed Next thing you know…
he sold the bottom AND the snack. Some people manage risk…
others start a chainsaw. ⚠️ HOT DOG EMERGENCY ⚠️ #web3 #nftcommunity #degens #cryptocommunity #ct

Interrogations have begun… Jury post your verdict below. #guilty #sealindictments #paperhands

⚖️ ONCHAIN SUBPOENAS ACTIVATED ⚖️ The court is now open to the public. If you’ve been rugged…
If you’ve seen something shady…
If a “dev” vanished with your liquidity… You now have the power to file an ONCHAIN SUBPOENA. How it works:
1️⃣ Drop the wallet, project, or suspect
2️⃣ State the charges
3️⃣ Submit your evidence Subpoena Sam and the court will review every case. Top submissions will be:
📂 Entered into official court records
🏛 Presented before the Grand Jury
⚠️ Publicly indicted No more silence in the trenches. Bring your cases.
Name the suspects.
Let the blockchain testify. 👇 FILE YOUR SUBPOENA BELOW 👇 #onchain #solana #memecoinseason #rugpull #trenches #subpoena

🚨 SUBPOENA SERVED 🚨 To the “growth expert” in my DMs asking for SOL to “boost the project”… You’ve officially been served. Charges:
• Attempted liquidity extraction
• Fake marketing promises
• “Send SOL first” syndrome
• Disappearing after payment Evidence: 
📩 Copy-paste pitch sent to 100 others
📈 “Guaranteed pump” with zero receipts
🧾 Wallet history looking… questionable
🎭 Acting like a VC, moving like a scammer Subpoena Sam doesn’t do upfront fees. We do evidence. If your “strategy” requires me sending SOL first… 
consider this your court date. ⚖️ Trial begins immediately.
🧵 More indictments pending. #cryptoscammer #sendsolfirst #donttrust #verify #shadyactors

Context

BART Simpsons you have been subpoenaed. See you in court. 🦭⚖️ Justice has been served to another bad actor asking for $899 to boost my coin. I guess he didn’t read the description. #scammer #subpoena #badactors #solana #memecoin

🚨Official Notice 🚨 The official memecoin has not been deployed. No contract address exists right now. If you see any coin with my name / branding / ticker already live on Solana / Ethereum / Base / anywhere else → it is 100% a scam / fake / rug pull copycat. Stay vigilant friends.

When all else fails, PANIC SEAL!

The rug that gave birth to all the rug pulls in the trenches. #CryptoMeme #cryptotwitter

Welcome to the Historic Rug Pull Museum. The artifact here today is one of the oldest known rug pulls in history. The dev behind this rug pull walked away with 30 million clams. #rugpull #SolanaMeme #trenches #pumpdump

The first step to aquiring diamond hands is admitting you have a problem. 🧻🙏🦭 #soldthebottom #paperhands #diamondhands #trading #memecoin