Suede Kites

@AllieJade1 Children do this at skateparks every day

This young lady had been watching Ninja Warrior on TV almost before she could walk! This was her dream! There were goals that needed to be set and benchmarks to break! Practice, after practice she kept reaching for that highest spot! And today she did it! Have you ever worked so hard at something and failed so many times, then all at once, you reached that goal? What did that feel like?

the hauntervirus has evolved to a gengarvirus

@CannaCollectz Rudolph’s Sneeze

Name this strain and get to be our seeds and buds permanents tester Good luck Only 5 winners Best names wins

@bluewmist Raw ramen noodles

What is a "poor man's luxury" that you will never give up, no matter how much money you make?

@rosiekennedyxx Remedials

we need a slur for retards

My names Ed Baldwin, welcome to Jackass! #forallmankind

Tax the stupid

@7HonensYushI Super glue icy hot combo is a game changer

Is using lotion to jerk off just a white people thing? I’ve never done that ever

@OldEnglish40s @ronrule Too poor to tip? go to McDonald’s

@SuedeKites @ronrule And how’s that my mfkn problem, bitch boy?

Percentages make no sense for tipping. I go to a restaurant and order a $20 steak. Guy at the table next to me orders a $100 steak. If I tip $5 I’m considered a great tipper, but he’s expected to tip at least $20. Why? The server literally did the same amount of work!

Nick nack paddy whack, Doug Dimadome.

@RealGameVault This and Smugglers Run taught me more driving skills than GTA

Vigilante 8 (1998)

Snortin on that shit that made Nipsey hustle

Make suits @Carhartt

Smoking on that shit that made Jehovah witness

Just gaslit someone into buying snake oil. Americas back baby.

Throw that ass in a circle like a hadron collider

One day I will figure out what “gaslighting” means, and when I do it’s over for you fucks

Do Canadian iPhones autocorrect eh, to he? Cause these American ones do and it reminds me of who wins wars.

I don’t go ghost mode, I go learing center