⛾ L.A.'s King of Meats™ 👑

@bouffantbecky Only if you let him watch Apocalypse Now afterward.

Debating adding this book to the boy’s summer reading requirements. What do yall think?

@AnitaM86 Got my first buzz from red sangria when I was 11 and have had a soft spot since.

@JohnCGresko @digforprofit @ChadBianco

@digforprofit @ChadBianco 100%

When I'm governor, we get plastic straws again.

@digforprofit @ChadBianco Fuck your guns.

@ChadBianco Fuck straws we want standard capacity mags and no infringment on our constitutional rights as Americans!

@ChadBianco Nazis always have the stupidest priorities. 🖕🏻

@NYPoliticalMom I never understood why people give others shit if they're late to watching a show. Get over yourselves. The first 3 seasons were stellar, and yes, pure escapism. Sorkin's coke habit blew up and it meandered after that. Plus, it's now tainted by creepy Timothy Busfield.

Yes, I'm binge-ing The West Wing. No, I've never watched it. Yes, I deserve all the shit y'all are about to give me.

@DDayMovies @MissesDread You're dumber than a bag of rusty hammers your mom loved too much.

@MissesDread Moderate Democrats have lost two of the last three elections. It’s time to put that strategy to rest. I don’t want to appeal to Republicans. I want to defeat them.

If you would rather "make a statement" than win elections, you are privileged. You are not living in fear of losing your healthcare, your income, your food security, your freedoms. Your gross sense of self importance is rivaled only by your glaring ignorance of lived reality.

Hamas hates and wants to unalive anti-Zionist and pick me Jews too btw

Live look in from Artemis II.

@bouffantbecky It's just a phase!

@Suiter_LA Moonsplaining! 😂

We’re going to the moon again, huh? Sounds stupid.

Six shutout innings from Shohei! 🔥

Playoffs. Clinched.

@bouffantbecky My Norelco is fantastic. Got this set at CVS on sale for $30. Keeps the charge for weeks, and never needs blade oil.

Could one of you men tell me what kind of electric beard thingie to buy my son? I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.

@MissesDread I saw this shit in the 2016 primaries. Idiots voting for Bernie to "send a message to the Democrats." Yeah, LOSING message received, unwashed assholes.

@layneashley222 Not only that, I don't even care that you're a Laker hater. 😂

The “ALLIES” will never get this

@bouffantbecky Your mailbox is a time travel portal! Too bad we can't fit in it. 😭

In my mail box was a real damn phone book with yellow pages!!

Repost if your team is still undefeated after the first weekend of the season! 🔥

WHO HOMERS ON HIS BIRTHDAY & BOBBLEHEAD NIGHT??? THIS GUY!!!! #Dodgers

It is performative.