Tommy Sullivan

Nuthin hard bout being @OldHossRadbourn, "First initial last name Civil War reference old firearm Christy Mathewson syphilis opiate harlot"

Pinched for a DUI a couple weeks ago, get out of Dedham jail and no SAWX in the playoffs, what the hell we sign Marco Sussudio for

Good luck Ty Warren. I remember Bea's last hip injury -- major swelling when her mouth fell on 500 cartons of Cherry Garcia.

Today's Red Sox trivia: "Jacoby Ellsbury" is a revered Navajo phrase that means "papier-mâché bones".

What the HELL Papelbon, why not change your music to "Shipping Down to Pawtucket" you cajun jackhole

Ochocinco and TO played last night. Hasn't been so much ego on a field since Patton, Bono & Trump played 3-man croquet in front of Caligula.

I threw the remote at the picture of Beckett on the TV last night. I think it hit him on the shoulder and sent him to the DL.

RT @GlobeChadFinn: #GeorgeSteinbrenner bought the Yankees in 1973 for $25,000 less than what the Red Sox are paying Bill Hall this season.

If this Kurgan justicelady dont make Supremes she can lose the pearl necklace and help Ronald get the Shamrock Shakes back from Hamburgler

If this Elena Kurgan justice lady wants my support she better be in favor of instant replay and against Bea riding my ass about drinking

Why beating up on short balding guys, take out Pedroiers' foot last night and beat Lando Minivan in Sothafrica LEPRECHAUNS ARE COMING

Stil drnk frm last nite Bea aint talkin too me, nice shootin Jesus Shatstillbirth --SCOTTIE WEDMAN DON"t miss Those shots wheres GREG KITE

Fools downtown doing a "Fun Run", why not get a prostate exam for kicks while you're at it.

tHis basketball game is uglier than Helen Thomas

Ray Allen is shooting as good as one of those Star Wars stormtroopers

Wakefield's pitched 2,777 innings for the SAWWWX. 2,777 is also the average length in minutes of a Dice-K start.

ONly thing dahkah than Dunkies coffee is Gulf of Mexico tapwatah.

I'm with Bea at Coldstone Creamry, lady asks "for here or to go", I point at Bea's ass and say "to go...right there"

RT @mleewelch Jim Joyce was just filming the first half of one of those Southwest "need to get away?" commercials.

Snuck a case of Coors last weekend, Bea all pissed like she aint sipping that coffee brandy, make me wanna move out and go get TIPPAH GORE