president summer

@__ShakaBrah @bootmanmstz @MARVELSNAP @seconddinner Skylar, we’ve talked about this

@bootmanmstz @MARVELSNAP @seconddinner

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@SallieMae is out here ROBBING ppl this holiday season and taking NINE TIMES the amount owed out of ppls accounts and then have their customer service closed. Happy thanksgiving!

im a tmi enjoyer. u can never give me too much information i want all the details

My dream summer bucket list

A funny girl is better than a beautiful girl but I'm both

It’s here. It’s yours, it’s mine, it’s ours. It’s an album I wrote alone about the whims, fantasies, heartaches, dramas and tragedies I lived out as a young woman between 18 and 20. I remember making tracklist after tracklist, obsessing over the right way to tell the story. I had to be ruthless with my choices, and I left behind some songs I am still unfailingly proud of now. Therefore, you have 6 From The Vault tracks! I recorded this album when I was 32 (and still growing up, now) and the memories it brought back filled me with nostalgia and appreciation. For life, for you, for the fact that I get to reclaim my work. Thank you a million times, for the memories that break our fall. 💥🐉🏰 Speak Now (MY VERSION!) is out now. taylor.lnk.to/SpeakNowTaylor… 📷: Beth Garrabrant

@shereeny @HAKUNAiiMATATA

marriage is a sacred union between a person who drinks water and another person who refills their water for them and also their own

@cmyrez I’m here for you big dawg!

Shout out @Summerr_M for supporting me from afar!

Don’t really post like this. But officially down 22lbs since mid March and it feels good. Hopefully I’ll be under 200 again soon.

Nobody: me after eating: Mmm i need something sweet

@coomsicle @HAKUNAiiMATATA

this is so me

@Bornakang @Kenners__ @ventingwrach

@historyinmemes @sam_sage22

This is what babies inside the womb look like when the mother starts laughing

Jesus never mentioned homosexuality once…if you’re a follower of Christ or a “Christian” you ain’t get homophobia/transphobia from him. That’s all you.

@HAKUNAiiMATATA @SiX1SE7EN This is so embarrassing for me pls stop

@SiX1SE7EN Working on getting the gold background with black Kirby effect

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@HAKUNAiiMATATA @ninaisnoob Sir

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@mdizzzzzzle me thinking a tub of baby ointment was crazy..😦

@yakari_gabriel @HAKUNAiiMATATA you lol

my ex really the best ex though, gotta give it to her. we blocked each other on everything and never spoke again.We had no friends in common so nobody speaks about her to me. Never seen her again. Truly love that for me. The way she ate being an ex up. wow. a true Leo! excellence

I think I meant babies but im not deleting to correct my grammar mistake

me before having a baby wondering why parents laugh at their baby’s and think everything they do is funny when they’re literally just existing this video proceeding to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen every time I watch it