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CHANGELOG.md 1.0.0 – Initial release 1.1.0 – Added features, removed sleep 1.2.3 – Refactored hope 1.3.7 – Added dark mode, still no joy ∞.∞.∞ – Archived self No one reads these anyway. #devlife #changelogspiral #stillnotreplacedbyai

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