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Turns out the Reform flyers from @Nigel_Farage that are being included in the post are ideal for wiping dog shit off your shoe. Dog owners, pick your shit up. @Nigel_Farage stop sending me shit.

That Jordan Lozman Sturrock is a proper bell end. The show is pretty poor but fuck me, that family are insufferable. #TheNeighbourhood

Can see Roman being a new Chaser at some point. #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire #TheChase

He's only gone and done it 👏👏 #whowantstobeamillionaire

That's a great strike.

⏱️ 91‘ Atherton ⚪️ 0-3🟡 Bury AND THATS IT! BURY ARE CHAMPIONS! BACK TO BACK CHAMPIONS! #BuryFC | #bfc140

⏱️ 91‘ Atherton ⚪️ 0-3🟡 Bury GOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! DJ PEDRO SCORES THE GOAL THE GOAL THAT WILL SURELY SEAL THE TITLE!!!!! ;`skzudhglksuewbgliaeuwbrgiweuhbrtg #BuryFC | #bfc140

RT @buryfcofficial: ⏱️ 53‘ Atherton ⚪️ 0-2 🟡 Bury GETTTTTTT INNNN. THEEERRREEEE OSCARRRRR THRELKELDDD!!!! GOOOALLLLLL. GOALLLLLLL. GOALLL…

Goooooooooooal!!!!! Shakers with another. Get in!!!!!!!! 🔵 2-0🔵 #buryfc #awaydays #uptheshakers

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Oh my word. York...... what a ridiculous end to this game and season for these 2.

Jimmy Bullard on the #ImACeleb Live Final

I shouted “ you overpaid cunt” many times whilst Bullard was at Hull city, he never batted an eyelid #ImACeleb

@KingJoe_Ldn Cunt?

@SuperShaker1980 Gay?

I think what tonight has shown is that in a world full of David Hayes and Jimmy Bullards, be an Adam Thomas or a Mo Farah #ImACeleb

Also never trust anyone that wears sunglasses indoors unless your Usher or Stevie Wonder. David Haye bellend #ImACeleb

Oh and David, Jimmy isn't going to shag you mate #ImACeleb

Jimmy Bullard acting like he's never told anyone to fuck off or any other form of abusive language during his playing career, I'm sure there's plenty of players and officials out there have had shit directed at them. Another bell end which is a shame as I liked Jimmy #ImACeleb