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@tonotrigger @SuperSisi Hey now. If I make money from it, do you think I give a crap where it comes from? Please leave engagement and paid tribute below.

@SuperSisi Sisi this isn't how the game looks originally. This is a fan made patch released like 3 years ago Also I know we all need engagement here but at least record your own gameplay, this is a repost from another account

Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins Game Boy Nintendo (1992)

@RetroChristians @oldyzach That's a great choice, mister Retro Christianity. I have been more aligned with NSYNC, personally.

@SuperSnuSnu @oldyzach For some reason I always preferred Backstreet Boys over the other ones but I never would’ve admitted to liking any of them when I was in the 90s 😂

WARNING ORIGINAL CONTENT ALERT: I got my first block! From this engagement slop artist, or perhaps engineer: PeteZach @oldyzach I have much to learn about the arts of engagement slop. But it seems the first rule is to BLOCK those who call you such. Thank you, sensei.

@RetroChristians @oldyzach What's your favorite boy band from the 1990s?

@SuperSnuSnu @oldyzach Envy is such a bad look lol

@oisyn @oldyzach But what's your favorite PlayStation console of all time?

@SuperSnuSnu @oldyzach Stupid post, Pete @oldyzach is a genuine legit account. I would block you too if you're just going to post shitty comments.

Hey guys. 🚀 Look at that rocket ship emoji. That's my thing, y'know. My trademark. I don't really post anything original, so the thing that I have to do is to post silly emojis 🤠🧐🚀 Look at how silly I am. Anyway, what's the best game you every played during the 1930's dustbowl? For me, it was ActRaiser. That was definitely a game that I will post images on my profile one day. 🚀 Look, another rocket emoji! I am just the darnedest guy. Be sure to engage with my account. 🚀 If you don't, I will not have enough will to continue on this plane of existence 🚀🚀🚀

What game is this?🚀

Howdy, Slopmeister McGee. The ladder, oh my goodness the ladder. I one time played this game, naked, as I do, and then I saw this ladder. What a ladder. They said it was the greatest ladder in the history of ladders. What's your favorite ladder? Anyway, when I saw the ladder, I defecated with excitement. Each moment going up the ladder, which is the greatest ladder in the history of ladders. I will ask another open-ended question: Why are you reading this? I am just wasting your time. Please consider engaging with this dumb profile. My self worth is in the toilet and I am struggling to make ends meet by selling crusty feet pictures on the internet. God bless.

How did you react to the 2 minute ladder troll in Metal Gear Solid?

@brockpierson This app gets so much better when you ask open-ended questions to farm engagement. What do you do again? Are you an NPC with branching dialogue? Anyway, like post. If you do, I will drive to Kentucky, fight a minority, and post it on my profile.

This app gets better the second you stop trying to impress everyone

@brockpierson Haha, such an engaging post, Brock Slopson. I too have done a thing that has did a thing that once did a thing. Are you even reading this? Anyway, you must like my post. I am starved of attention and I need liked to survive in this go-go world of content farming.

I present to you the greatest Uber ride of all time. How much would you tip this guy?

Engagement farm break. What's the most Resident Evil character that ever Resident Evil'd? I would have to say it was John Resident Evil from the breakout Capcom title, "Hey, are you reading this, is this some AI slop? No it's just some doofus wanting attention on the internet." Good stuff. Like my comment or I will haunt your dreams and steal treats from your dog.

You have made a fatal mistake. All us Engagement Slop Engineers do is steal things, but the good ones give enough plausible deniability to seem credible to our simps. I can make original things, but do you think that pays the bills? Of course not! Other things by more talented and well-endowed individuals are more popular with the drones. Now please like this comment. We're doing a special right now, if you like my comment, I will consider liking yours in the future. Hurry now! Offer expires March 25th, 2024.

@dhnsfrd @M1ntyRetr0 @SuperSisi But what's your favorite controller of all time tho? Just comment, I won't actually read it.

That's what I meant when I said that someone needs to explain how it would make other people feel having their stuff knicked. They invested their own time and effort into creating that content. Time is money. Effort is creativity. Perhaps she might understand if it was put to her like that.

@TheMajorKage @M1ntyRetr0 @SuperSisi @SuspendedDoll1 You should consider supporting me. Not only will I steal your content without crediting you, but I will actively make fun of you and ask for money at the same time. I am truly a good person. Now, please like my comment as I am posting this while ripping ass on the toilet.

@M1ntyRetr0 @SuperSisi Her toxic attitude and narcissistic ego are a huge problem on why I can't support her. It's just pure rotten, ugly and disgusting for my standards. It why I support @SuspendedDoll1 over her anyways

You don't understand how hard it is for us scamm-- er, content creators. We have to go on TikTok, YouTube, and X every single day and go through mountains of trash. We have to find the best content to steal then proceeding to ask open-ended questions so our simps can answer and boost us on the timeline. You don't get it, I have taken pictures of every orifice of my body just so some middle-aged man in Detroit could goon to my body for $3 a month. I am a victim. Please like and consider subscribing so you can see my feet pics.

@oldyzach This is perfection. Did you schedule this post? It posted exactly at the top of the hour. This here, kids is peak engagement slop engineering. Like and comment below and I will guess the size of your member in micrometers.

Strange, old games. Battle Bugs (1994), MSDOS

@GamewithDave Don't read this comment, I am just engaging so you can get ad revenue from it. To all the idiots commenting on it, please like this comment. If you like this comment, I put a cheese grater to my feet.

Which PlayStation controller is the best?

It looks like Engagement Slop Engineer @Chaosxsilencer took this video from fellow Engagement Slop Engineer @Xbox_Nostalgia, so I too will steal this. I have no idea who made this video....soooo uh, credit to @Ubisoft. Which also makes slop.

@Xbox_Nostalgia Wait, no this can't be right. Did fellow Engagement Slop Engineer @Chaosxsilencer just steal this video exactly? Did you steal this video? Because I am gonna steal this video myself.

Assassin's Creed II (2009)

@RinoTheBouncer Haha, yeah. I can relate, mister Engagement Slop Engineer. I steal things too, but I am not good at it yet. Can you like this so I can get happy points to combat the voices in my head that tell me to burn things?

Who can relate?😅🚀

@oldyzach See look, I even spent real USD to get a blue checkmark! I am just one of you. Wanting to make money posting about dumb things that paste-eating 'tards comment on. C'mon. You and I both know you don't care the answers to the questions you post.

@oldyzach I will keep responding with quippy one-liners to waste your time that otherwise would've been spent perfecting your craft in engagement slop engineering.