Hardwood

@tBushGaming @lilsamsquanch66 Head Bunny Sas

Happy Birthday to the Founder and 0% Owner of Telluride Bush @lilsamsquanch66 🌳

@oonacmccaughan Then you would know what the mouth of a guy 30 beers deep tastes like

What if we kissed at the Chainsmokers concert at the NCAA Final Four

@sondraa Extra Medium Dick Stinks

Big Dick Stanton

@sondraa I would say something like “nice rack” or “I can save you”. But in the spirit of a holiday weekend, I’ll just leave it at have a great day.

thriving

@StoolMintzy Now remember Mintzy, you DO NOT eat the newspaper

Good Friday Crawfish Boil in the North Carolina Mountains!

@poutyyrinna CK content while in a relationship is weak

howdy hunny

@JessNoFace Would leave it in. 10/10 times

sunny and 75 on a friday. alexa play fly by sugar ray

@hannahcmontoya Easy, Obviously a fall wedding on a ranch with mountains in the background. Next question

you are the dumbest person i’ve ever met do u want a spring or fall wedding

@nickysmokess @kingkrabbyp Pretty sure the doctors saw your IQ and told you not to reproduce buddy.

Although it wasn’t planned @kingkrabbyp and I are having a baby!! Barstool baby may be a thing after all😂

@HereLiesDanger Id pee in your butt. Would that help?

@stoolpresidente You should try dominoes

I’ve been to Indy and done pizza many times. My experience is Indy is very much not a pizza city. Any places I need to hit this weekend?

@hannahcmontoya Or he’s pulling his goalie

if he didn’t like the selfie on ur story it’s bc he’s crying due to how beautiful you are & cannot possibly wipe his tears away quickly enough to swipe up btw

@sondraa No, I wake up and it feels like someone superglued my eyes shut. Thanks a lot allergies

Anyone else have those days where you wake up and it feels like your anxiety just kicked you in the titty? Because same

@ByRyanWood God damn it I miss Malik

A detailed explanation from Ed Policy on why he gave Matt LaFleur a “multi-year” contract that represented a “very significant commitment,” not a “prove-it” contract. “Frankly, the fact I was being asked is firing him even an option, I was a little bit shocked by that.”

@hannahcmontoya I’m just here so you notice me and introduce me to your sister

Insane behavior

@Return_Of_RB Don’t drive impaired kids. Fuck Rico too

Police Say Tiger Woods Was In Possession Of Pills At The Time Of His Arrest s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…

@sondraa Til all skeet skeet

TO THE WINDOWS, TO THE WALLS

@heatdaddy69420 @danabeers @BarstoolBigCat @J_Swish24 @BarstoolYak Y’all aint got beach whale bellies like those guys tho

Behind The Chin: The Yug Off. HB3 hits the road and travels to Barstool HQ in Chicago for two grueling away games in the prestigious that’s baseball world classic Yug Off. WATCH: youtu.be/T6fM680XYKQ

@heykayadams Would

only on YouTube here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=p10v9d… Goodbye!

@KaitMarieox @kissimmeepolice Go poop your pants again

The @kissimmeepolice let No Kings protesters get VlOLENT, as they stood by and did absolutely nothing. How is this allowed to happen in Florida? 😡