Hardwood

@breckiebaby So mid it hurts

cassie, is that you? 🐶

@Pineapplebrat FUPA goes crazy

@hannahcmontoya Gonna have to pay to jump ahead with a full Creed album

some douchebag just queued up 10 drake songs in a row at the bar

@W_B_Rick Fuckin hell man

@SuperStinks The Mandolorian and Baby Gronk I think

Absolutely fucking insane that there’s a Star Wars movie in theaters this weekend that I just have no interest in seeing whatsoever

@Fastoolie @nooners This guy has gotta clog the drain every week

Nothing better than shower Noons #FusionTime🍇

@ConnorMook_ @tBushGaming It’s cool that you take time away from suckin titties to stream on a Friday night

Friday live , chilling Twitch.tv/connormook

@RapSheet @nflnetwork And he’s a cool fuckin dude too

@_willcompton The trick is to not grab a slice until the whole family has eaten and is full. Real family man move. Then you pull out the secret 2nd whole pizza and go to town

Happy Pizza Friday to those who celebrate

@Amilify10mg Both, that’s why creeps and low lifes follow you. Way to find a target audience!

@SuperStinks So which is it? Do I look like a pre-pubescent boy, or do I look like a skank? Now I am actually curious!!

You seem to know a lot about 10 year old boys and their bodies…… 👀

@DanteTheDoc @RICHELLERYAN He could smell her coming up the elevator

The Don and Don Jr. meet @RICHELLERYAN

@BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake @TMZ You gotta send Mintzy and Tate as paparazzi on these TMZ guys

Hey @TMZ, I would suggest you check your email and lawyer up

@Txreemarie717 Awesome heavies

TGIF✨😊

@PaigeSpiranac Great Rack

Golf days are the best days unless you’re playing bad then they kinda suck

@Froyd369 Just say it’s everyone else’s fault you’re poor and move on bruh

@iambarstoolgreg @nickturani Not very Green of Nick, not one bit.

I thought we were friends @nickturani 🟢❎

@sondraa I’m gonna need one last back scratch with those ugly puppies first

Breaking News - I see my nail tech tomorrow morning and I have never been so excited to remove a nail color off. Goodbye blue jolly rancher nails, I will not miss you

@miaspicexo I got some cheese growing around my head if you’re interested

you're sick if you find this attractive

@ShrinkageBSS @DannyJConrad Uno mas cerveza

Mikey Bets “learned Spanish” before proposing

@johnny_danziel “Heil Hitler later?” Is crazy to text someone

she had me at hear me out honestly