Concrete Blond

I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. ⊂_ヽ 　 ＼＼ 　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 　　　 >　⌒ヽ 　　　/ 　 へ＼ 　　 /　　/　＼＼ 💀 　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ 　　/　/ 　 /　/| 　(　(ヽ. 　|　|、＼ 　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / ノ )　　Lﾉ (_／

I responded to a random "Hey" DM with Sylvia Plath quotes because I'm an awful person

Don’t call it that.

I'm not used to feeling hopeful. I don't know what to wear.

never reposted anything so fast

Hey girl did you fall from heaven because, um, well did you happen to see a real cute brown and white dachshund up there? I miss him

i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.

*stuffs fortune back into cookie* This is wrong.

The inflatable wacky waving man slowly draws the razor along his wacky waving neck and silently deflates, life is too plain

The wacky, waving inflatable man smiling and beckoning you closer and closer and whispers "don't go in there under any circumstances"

The wacky, waving inflatable man sheds a silent wacky, waving tear as he watches his love drive away in a brand new car with zero apr lease

No one wanted to share a Coke with wacky, waving inflatable man so he pimps his wacky, waving body for Pepsi

Hello, reservation for 4 under the name Wacky? This is my wacky, waving inflatable family, and we'd appreciate a table out of the wind.

The wacky, waving inflatable man urges you to go inside, the knife pressed against his wacky inflatable neck obscured by his waving scarf

The wacky, waving inflatable man tries again to catch the attention of the smiling, waving lucky Chinese cat, but she stares straight ahead

Wacky, waving inflatable man tiredly lets her bind his wacky, waving arms behind his wacky back and bows his waving head into the cruiser

-What time is it? [wacky, waving inflatable man tries to stop his waving wrist to get a look at his wacky watch, but the stranger is gone]

Oh but for the sadness of the wacky, waving inflatable man in the post-apocalyptic windless wasteland

Another windless night for wacky, waving inflatable man his arms hanging limp at his sides, a shadow of his former self, the world is plain

The wacky, waving, inflatable man puts his wacky, waving arms over his eyes. The pain is too much, but he cannot stop the changing wind.