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RIP to my gpa/immune system/sleep schedule/bank account/life/me

COLLEGE IS WEIRD BC HOME DOESNT FEEL LIKE HOME BUT SCHOOL DOESNT FEEL LIKE HOME SO YOU HAVE TWO HOMES BUT FEEL HOMELESS

Simone d’Aillencourt at Penn Station, New York, 1959, photo by William Helburn

Marilyn Monroe in her apartment, 1952. Photo by Philippe Halsman

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week & then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

When u google one question and the whole exam is there 🔥

me: *is nearly exploding from stress* me: ah yes it's the perfect time to begin the tv series I've watched 6 times already

Me after showing up to 1 of my 4 classes

Romance in college

College logic: skip one class so you can do better in another class

Me @ myself: YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA WAIT UNTIL SUNDAY NIGHT TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK! Now look at you! Stressed out and sad!

Another week without millions in my bank account..

My definition of "broke" is I got money but it's not to spend 😂

I can't wait to relax without feeling guilty that there's an assignment or something I should be doing

Being an adult wack. It’s nothing but bills and responsibilities. Then whatever you do for fun prolly a sin so you gotta go to hell when you die

*12:00 AM* them: you tired yet me: no why? me at 12:01:

my gpa watching me scroll through twitter with three unfinished essays and eight unfinished assignments

I'm gonna power the whole country

COLLEGE IS WEIRD BC HOME DOESNT FEEL LIKE HOME BUT SCHOOL DOESNT FEEL LIKE HOME SO YOU HAVE TWO HOMES BUT FEEL HOMELESS

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