Romo Erectus

@crim_tweets_ As my grandpa once said “I’d never hit a lady but if she’s willing to hit me, she’s obviously not a lady.”

GSP left Mighty Mouse speechless with his takedown technique.

Wow Pam Bondi REFUSED to testify under oath today to the house oversight committee. Her lawyer told her to refuse to take the oath, and that's what she did. Fucking criminals, all of 'em

Obama isn’t a felon. Obama isn’t a sexual predator. Obama isn’t was never impeached. Obama was never arrested. Obama didn’t lie to his followers about an election that led to the storming of the capitol. Obama had 1 scandal, a tan suit. Obama was a popular vote winner 2X

@SleeperHQ Reverting the trade and kicking both players out

Not one to veto trades but… As a commissioner, what would you do if this trade goes through? 😭

Breaking News: supporting a Pedophile is controversial

Post a dynasty trade on X First Comment: Wtf is this. You are the dumbest person ever and I hope your house burns down Second Comment: Smash! Great trade bro. Third comment: Kalshi ad

Very good joke I can't stop laughing.😂😂

Politics aside, killing an animal like this just for fun is legitimately psychotic. I understand deer and bison and stuff if you eat it, but sport hunting a beautiful cat like this signals major mental issues.

In Alberta news, some crazy fucker breaks a world record driving off our local waterfall. Shout out to Dusty Friesen and his boat named Dent.

My dad retired at 59 I will not He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund. He bought his house at 28. I can't touch a down payment at 30. He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430. At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money. I nodded. Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists. Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted. Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him. Just passed the potatoes. Make it make sense

Alex Caruso when the cameraman gets within 20 feet of him

I hate to admit this but Trump was right. He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof. I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

Some actions in life should warrant a punch in the face. Shoving my head down after an official match is 1000% one of those actions.

@MrPatMineo Kid deserved it. Dirty ass POS

A brutal knockout/display of unsportsmanlike conduct down at #NHSCA nationals in VA…

@MANCODE__ @Peterisrandom Haha.

@SureHandShane10 @Peterisrandom I could actually vouch for it😄

What’s a sex position that looks basic but actually makes you orgasm way faster than the popular ones?

@MANCODE__ @Peterisrandom Yea. I said that too. lol. It is the best.

@SureHandShane10 @Peterisrandom I think that's like the collapsed doggy?

@MANCODE__ @Peterisrandom Also known as speed bump or collapsed doggy. Girl is just laying down flat, face down…maybe a slight ass up tilt. Depends on each person

@Peterisrandom I'm just getting to know lot of style here. And please what's the prone bone...anyone?

Brendan Haywood says LeBron erased David Blatt’s play that ended up becoming the infamous game-winner he hit against the Bulls. “It was the way he ran practice. He was kind of scared to coach LeBron. Remember the shot that LeBron hit in Chicago? David Blatt drew the play up for JR Smith. He had the upmost confidence in JR, but we all thought the play was going to LeBron. He was like ‘okay, yeah, JR’ and Bron grabbed the clipboard and said ‘absolutely not’ and erased the coach’s play and called his own play… and that’s the iconic shot he hit over Jimmy Butler. You’re not supposed to draw up a play for anybody except LeBron James in that situation.” (via @tfupodcast_xx)

@tomsegura Season one was so damn funny

Tonight 🙌

All of the sudden our elections are "fair."