Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴

@SurpriseDimples

30+. Occasionally not basic. Do it for your lover apologist. #JusticeForIgranka. ♿️ /🩼 (hEDS)

Stuck in 2015 Katılım Mart 2024

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Tiago Silva 🦅🗽@TiagoS2109·16h

This is objectively the most robbed nq in the history of #eurovision no one can convince me this wouldn’t be top 5 if sent by Russia, Ukraine, Sweden or Romania plus nowadays would be almost a locked top 10.

daria 🌞🍉@blinderpugh

if I was watching eurovision during 2013 I know I would be FUMING when this didnt even qualify

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·12h

@SchlagerKaty like some of my best memories are from living there but god knows it wasn't because of the weather

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Katja / ☮️🕊️ 🇫🇮❤️@SchlagerKaty·12h

@SurpriseDimples You and Markus Larsson both 👀

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Katja / ☮️🕊️ 🇫🇮❤️@SchlagerKaty·13h

That's better...

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·12h

@NeuroCantata me having preferred ya ya ya all season long

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Neuro 🕶@NeuroCantata·12h

The one rock song the juries actually like was from *checks notes* Norway? Is it Opposite Day or did two negatives multiply to create a positive

cozi@esc_rolly

of all recent norweigan entries, the only one the jury didn’t tank was… ya ya ya?!?!??!

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Fiya 🇧🇬 || DAILY FUSARO@FiyaSlotMachine·1d

@grey_kingkollin Ts is also peak

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·1d

@CalmAfterTheTim in reality I'm a reykjavik 2021 truther but for grow i'll make an exception

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Timcade 🇳🇱🇮🇸🇸🇮🇪🇦🇮🇪@CalmAfterTheTim·1d

@SurpriseDimples I mean given the fact Jeangu was the only person to receive a running order for the final he technically won so yes I consider Jeangu Macrooy as the canon ESC 2020 winner

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Timcade 🇳🇱🇮🇸🇸🇮🇪🇦🇮🇪@CalmAfterTheTim·1d

My favorite host entries from the past 10 years: 1 '20 🇳🇱 Grow 2 '22 🇮🇹 Brividi 3 '25 🇨🇭 Voyage 4 '17 🇺🇦 Time 5 '24 🇸🇪 Unforgettable 6 '26 🇦🇹 Tanzschein 7 '23 🇬🇧 I Wrote A Song 8 '21 🇳🇱 Birth Of A New Age 9 '18 🇵🇹 O Jardim 10 '19 🇮🇱 Home

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·1d

@euro_bruno and eastern european funk and siren

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Bruno 🧮🍉@euro_bruno·1d

i was watching eurovision during 2010 and i know i was FUMING when this didn't even qualify

Evian | 🇲🇹🇨🇿🇦🇺@GachaVian

if I was watching eurovision during 2015 I know I would be FUMING when this didnt even qualify

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·1d

@CalmAfterTheTim would've deserved to do the double tho

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Timcade 🇳🇱🇮🇸🇸🇮🇪🇦🇮🇪@CalmAfterTheTim·1d

@SurpriseDimples Would've pulled a Voyage, like 5th with juries or sumn and like 5 televoting points

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·1d

@CalmAfterTheTim yo I was mid 20s 💀

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Timcade 🇳🇱🇮🇸🇸🇮🇪🇦🇮🇪@CalmAfterTheTim·1d

Y'all didn't watch ESC2015 live? Help I'm getting old

BloomBloom@bloom_bloom___

if I was watching eurovision during 2015 I know I would be FUMING when this didnt WIN

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·1d

breaking news: the church of bangaranga has officially come to town

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·1d

@swifthub13 someone who gets it 🥹

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ron ❤️‍🔥@swifthub13·1d

@SurpriseDimples igranka should’ve been top 5 in every possible year

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·2d

igranka 🇲🇪 - NQ woki mit deim popo 🇦🇹 - NQ autumn leaves 🇲🇰 - NQ øve os på hinanden 🇩🇰 - NQ eat your salad 🇱🇻 - NQ amen 🇦🇹 - NQ omaga 🇨🇿 - NQ eastern european funk 🇱🇹 - NQ guys... maybe the problem is my taste?

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·1d

@miksimaailma @roxas_remind op will live 😘

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miris@miksimaailma·2d

@roxas_remind its not even 4am i just woke up and almost panicked from my notifs i feel so bad for ratioing op 😭😭

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miris@miksimaailma·2d

gm mite vitus täs on melkee tuhat tykkäyst help????

miris@miksimaailma

worse is when most of it is actually finnish candy tbh

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·2d

me until FiK 64 took my NF virginity

nick ⋆.˚ | 🇨🇭 WAS ROBBED@bakedbbqchips

imma be honest I’ve never watched any national final other than my own country’s

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·2d

@CeaselessWatchr

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October 🫀🩻@CeaselessWatchr·2d

@SurpriseDimples saw someone say "bilar cars" 🫩

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·2d

"trying swedish candy!!" vids are all fun and games until someone says bilar and kex instead of AHLGRENS bilar and kexCHOKLAD

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·2d

@FinnishGear @miksimaailma sorry for being horny on main but i've never found anything sexier in my entire life

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FinnGear 🇫🇮@FinnishGear·2d

@miksimaailma Fazer mogs everything else

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miris@miksimaailma·2d

worse is when most of it is actually finnish candy tbh

Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples

"trying swedish candy!!" vids are all fun and games until someone says bilar and kex instead of AHLGRENS bilar and kexCHOKLAD

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Johanna 🇸🇪 | 🇦🇱🇨🇿🇳🇴@SurpriseDimples·2d

@shickzander omg that takes SKILLS 👀 it's really quite something tho how allergic us swedes are to speaking swedish as soon as a non-swede might overhear us like my theory is we're afraid of being "rude" to people who don't know swedish

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Shickdee (Vampire expert)@shickzander·2d

@SurpriseDimples I raise you being Canadian and speaking Norwegian to my Swedish oomf while they speak Swedish back and it’s somehow happened numerous times with different people

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