John Susag

Réaliser ensemble l’impossible. C’est la France.

@JHWeissmann The 2009 Republican response to the SOTU address mocked spending on volcano monitoring. The following month saw an eruption in Alaska which impacted oil production. In 2010 a volcano in Iceland erupted and caused huge disruptions to trans-Atlantic plane travel.

@ClaireMax Block and mute are your friends.

Dudes telling me how unattractive men find me is just so funny on so many levels lol

HAVING AN EMPTY LAUNDRY BASKET IS THE BEST FIVE SECONDS OF THE WEEK.

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

in retrospect, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords really might've been a better basis for a system of government.

It’s his time

Stressed by the election and I have a Costco-sized bag of leftover Halloween candy. Just say no.

People really have to stop explaining "The Handmaid's Tale" to Margaret Atwood. I think the author of the book is familiar with the contents and doesn't need help.

@Johngcole UB40. Guy in the next dorm room would play "Red Red Wine" on repeat.

80's Dorm Room Music Starter Kit: Camper Van Beethoven The Trio Floyd Yaz Depeche Mode Joy Division The Cure The Smiths Jesus and Mary Chain OMD

@Johngcole Wisconsin is known as "America's Dairyland" so cows are very important to their society.

the whole great lakes region just wants america to love them and think about them more their like the America's middle child

3 days til halloween 🎃🍫

Housework is boring, and it is futile. You make the bed, you do the dishes. Six months later, you got to start all over again. JOAN RIVERS

I have no idea why there was a red onion under the urinal, but there it was.

I am fascinated by Mia’s tail. Even though she is smaller than her brother, her tail is much thicker. I love the rings of color and the frosted tip.

Fact…

Feeling some stress, but telling myself the bags of Halloween candy are off limits.