Susan Phillips

Decker doing his best Russell Westbrook impression for Halloween! #whynot #fashionking @russwest44 @okcthunder @whynotraywest @ninaamarie_w

I’m in my Morgan Wallen era. Who is the girl every song is about? I came on twitter for the first time in a year just to ask

I think I’m gonna wait to pick up running again until the wind goes away. If this is a new constant for Oklahoma then I quit running.

I cannot get down with those popular af Free People high waisted athletic shorts. They look like boxing shorts, you cannot convince me otherwise lol

When I finish a run and @GrantSPhillips says ‘damn Susan 😳!’ after checking my splits, I know I’m doing pretty alright haha

The day someone compliments my shoulders is the day I know I’ve made it. Chasing capped shoulders

Decker unimpressed with Alexa. ‘Alexa, are you wrong sometimes?’ -Alexa ‘I do my best’ Decker… ‘she’s wrong all the time’ 💀

My 5yo son, who is supposed to be asleep, comes out of his room to show me a hand drawn multiplication chart he made… 😳 the bronze and the brain this kid. could have never been me at 5yo lol

I refuse to peloton in my freezing garage this year. Not gonna do it.

How is it almost 2022 and people/businesses still call 24/7 like if you want to hear from me, or pretty much any other human, shoot me a text. Do I live in an altered universe or is this everyone else too

I have forgotten 1 item my daughter needs for school everyday for two weeks in a row. lunch.. water.. sleeping bag.. So if you want it know how my mental capacity is this fall… then I have to make a second trip to bring her what she needs waisting more time I don’t have 🙃

@TreyNKennedy was that the most uncomfortable you’ve been on stage or was it just me 😅😅😅

@TreyNKennedy is that the most uncomfy you have been on stage or was it just me 😅😅😅 #areyouforreal

I been ready to spend all my monies to see @Drake gimme the tour datess

Me saying my legs are getting pretty beefy. Grant well how are you jeans fitting? Me.. idk? I only wear baggy jeans 🤷🏼‍♀️🤔

Decker 5yo ‘look at that giant cloud! It kinda looks like Russia!’ Me ‘yeah, totally’ having no idea what Russia looks like.... 😅

I am so obsessed with gymtok it’s badddd

What does it mean when your phone doesn’t recognize your face anymore? You had a glow up or you aged

Get me off BBL tiktok. All these **5 weeks post op** got me messed up. Good for you girls, but got damn I’m out here grinding every day FOR WHAT 😩😩😅😅

same days I really really really miss my membership at LifeTime 😞

I watched a man only run on the treadmill, then do about 10 biceps curls for a quick arm pump before walking out the gym and now I understand men.