Susan Jeffers
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A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” says the little boy.
His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won’t be getting any breakfast.
Well, he’s a little angry, so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks one. He goes to feed the cows, and kicks a cow as well. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.
“Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren’t getting any milk.”
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, “Are you going to tell him, or shall I?”
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@Maga4liberty I’m pissed as hell with what Trump’s doing. 3 time voter for him. I thought he would fix the economy but I’m just getting more poor by the minute. Hats off to ICE, though. Kamala was never an option, so yeah I would vote for him again.
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A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said: “Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the
field.”
A few hours later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son.
“What’s wrong?’ the father asked, ”I told you to be quiet.’
The boy, bless his heart, answered;
“‘Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet, I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck, I didn’t move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder, I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me, I didn’t cough when I swallowed the gnat, I didn’t cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching but when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, “Should we eat them here or take them with us?”
“Well, I guess I just panicked”
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This scumbag from Honduras who crossed under Obama, pushed Richard Williams a former vet onto the subway tracks
@realDonaldTrump said if you're here illegally and you kill an American.. you're getting the Death Penalty
Raise your hand ✋️ if you want his a'ss to get the chair

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@Geniustechw It should be okay for everyone to keep going if people are blocking the road.
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It hasn’t been an easy week since George Clooney first came in with horrific skin issues. Obviously it has been tough on him but the medical team have also been struggling to keep him calm and explain we are trying to help him. So many staff are always sitting with him giving him time, treats and patience.
And the results are just incredible. He has a long way to go and there is still fear and pain in every ounce of his body but you can see the life coming back into his eyes.
He’s a young dog and the medicines are really starting to work so he has a very bright future ahead of him. A big weekend of sleep, good food, special creams and his meds and he’ll be looking even better. His little body is exhausted from so much fighting I stay alive on the streets but I think he is starting to understand he is safe now with us. ❤️
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