Sabitlenmiş Tweet
can't wait to tongue kiss all my friends when social distancing ends it's gonna be great
English
Susannah Perkins
2.5K posts
Susannah Perkins
@SusannahPerkins
she/her. dc statehood is a civil rights issue. sometimes it feels like in my social interactions I set up hurdles that other people aren't willing to jump.
dc ward 5 Katılım Nisan 2012
166 Takip Edilen104 Takipçiler
@deliawithit @thirtyskeletons beardsley guested on dungeon court early on - i think they had enough other stuff going on that it was hard to schedule with them back when naddpod WAS doing guests. but dungeon court was a more defined commitment so it worked
English
@thirtyskeletons they’ve said guests are harder to coordinate with their new recording method/schedule, and cause continuity issues (can’t go back to ezry without addressing where stunkbug is for example) and that’s all valid and i agree… but also let beardsly guest. complete the intrepid heroes
English
with how iconic a lot of the guests are in c1 i’m surprised there have been none in c3. being tonathan tinkle back for the final fight he’s like an immortal all-seeing god of judgement now or something
jack innanen evan dykstra agenda (mags)@sidbarries
We listen and we don’t judge
English
If you're over 30 this is your reminder to throw out the beer sitting in the back of your fridge that someone brought for a party 2 years ago and nobody wanted.
English
Susannah Perkins retweetledi
There’s Always A Catch: This Walkable City With A Robust Public Transport Network Is Boston clickhole.com/theres-always-…
English
my vet complimented me on my cat's weight loss and I'll be riding that high for weeks.
English
@mouseabolition not to be creepy but I know you've tweeted before about being in the DMV and almost all local library systems have reciprocity! you probably know this already but just in case, it's come in clutch for me before (see my Libby screen lol)
English
the hold list for I Feed Her to the Beast at my local library is like 16 weeks long & on the one hand… I always love to see a fellow Black writer thrive. One the other, IF I DON’T READ THAT BOOK I WILL DIE.
English
apologies to every member of every group chat i am in bc i do NOT understand dress codes and i AM making it everyone's problem
madeline eva@maddiestern
im not autistic and this is wildly frustrating. dress codes are extremely subjective unless you use formally agreed upon definitions, like business casual. also, semi-related, don't tell me you're coming over at lunch time. when is lunch time???!?!?!?!
English
happy three year anniversary to this tweet
Susannah Perkins@SusannahPerkins
Almost got backed over by a garbage truck bc I was spacing out listening to folklore. Everything is good here.
English
broski i hate hidden fees as much as the next guy but i think the seventy dollars on pizza may have been the bigger culprit here. also showing the whole world you tipped 2 bucks on 100 dollar bill is bold.
PoPville@PoPville
"With all of these fees, my total for 2 pizzas and 1 salad came to $103.35." popville.com/2023/07/dc-tot…
English
Susannah Perkins retweetledi
@madeline_stern decidedly not 😂 the rest of the song doesn't really apply
English
Susannah Perkins retweetledi
Susannah Perkins retweetledi
“You can use the N95 mask you bought for the pandemic to filter out the wildfire smoke engulfing the entire Northeast” is a neat little sentence that lets you know we’re in the fun part of the century that future historians are going to talk about a lot.
English
solidcore: actually you can't cancel over email you'll have to fill out this form.
me: (fills out form)
solidcore, 30 hours later: actually you waited too long to cancel you're going to be charged for june :)
English
(pausing solidcore membership)
me (via email): hey i'd like to pause my membership.
solidcore (via email): actually memberships can only be paused once a year for 14 days. you'll have to cancel your existing membership and restart later.
me: great i'd like to cancel
English
putting my gym memberships on hold bc i have three weeks of work travel coming up has been an absolutely hilarious adventure in corporate bureaucracy.
English
the commune is mutually beneficial!! also the bee was the size of my thumb
Paulina Mangubat 🫏@paulinaVEVO
Shout-out to @SusannahPerkins who, within a single week, saved me from a large bumblebee that invaded my kitchen, loaned me her car so I could get canine Xanax for my mentally ill daughter, and agreed to help me load a U-Haul with a vintage dresser set.
English
i refuse to connect to the wifi at dca bc it's called "flyreagan" and not "flynational"
barrel server @ ylfa’s bottleneck 🪓@mouseabolition
@Juliannaaa_P DCA except I refuse to call it by its government name because bc then I’m saying my favorite is R*n*ld R**g*n
English