Dominic Susi

They say capitalism doesnt breed innovation but I just discovered that Sport Tampons exist. B- b- b- based?!?!

Jerry Jones vindcated on Micah Parsons trade. This is our year ✭ #NFL #NFLDraft

I didnt realize there is actually a serious effort to get Sabrina Carpenter cancelled until today. If were being real shes hot enough she couldve whipped out a switch and shot that yodeling chick in the face and I would not care. Still not gonna listen to her music tho

Is it the fact that I dont smell like BO and smegma with 50 sprays of Dior Sauvage on top?

Waffle pretzels clear every other pretzel variant no diff

Every UFC fighter just simps for Donald Trump after they win a fight but a real one like me would walk right past homie and ask Kai Trump whats crackin #UFC327

I have never seen a size difference on fight day as big as Pico vs Pitbull #UFC327

With how much he loves to push back deadlines, Trump couldve been the most beloved college professor of all time instead of the most hated president in US history #TiredOfWinning

I was mad confused on why Lil Uzi spent so much for his Nissan until he clarified that it's GTR

I wonder how many male ICE agent x female TSA officer erotic fanfics exist already

BULLY ON THE WAY NO AI

If you're older than 12 and cant use a dry erase marker without crushing the tip your social credit should take a hit

Life was different when Adidas NMDs were in their prime

The Union army and carpetbaggers couldnt destroy the South like @saintmaryshoops and @UNC_Basketball did last night if they tried #MarchMadness

Every Lamborghini Urus in Miami is just a LARP-mobile

I love when the doctor asks how many drinks I have on a weekly basis, I gotta be like "idk probably like 40." but then I gotta explain that its chill because its over the span of 2 days so I'm not an alcoholic like those DEGENERATES who drink every day #weekend

End-of-sickness coughs be tasting mad good tho

Newark looks like post-hurricane pictures of real cities

Bud Light Seltzers kinda taste like dirty underwear

@midaqih unsolicitedadvicemaxxing

Larry Wheels didn't expect Clavicular to be this HONEST about his WIFE in front of her 😬🤐 “You love your wife so much that sometimes you're not willing to put your foot down and say things that you don't like. I think you're so worried about losing her sometimes that you're sort of losing yourself.” “Well, excuse the fact that she answered the question on your behalf. I mean, that was like an extremely like directed question towards and it seems like there's some sort of control sometimes, her sort of telling you how you feel.”